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# We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man


(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)