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# It is the most delicious cake imaginable.
It has four sub-cakes - the pink tasting of rose and the yellow tasting of lions. The outer coating is made from industrial grade carbon-fibre. It is ideal for eating cake in places where there is a strong magnetic field.

It is best accompanied with flat, two-day old tap water.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# How many different cake recipes did aperture science make?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Eight (8)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Many,
but most were lies...

*such as this one!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^ All of the above..
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
imaginable available.

The most delicious cake imaginable would be like battenburg but more so.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# so it's marzipan wrapped and not much but a coloured teacake
~myah~
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# With apricot jam!
Don't forget that!

Battenburg sans apricot jam is about as good as Jaffa cakes without the orange jelly!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# fucking hell
THIS STUFF SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!!!!!

*munches on ANZAC biccies*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well I don't think you can live on it...
but with the addition of some peas and carrots, who knows!?

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)