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# naaah.
I'M A LADY ON TEH INTAHNETS!

YOU MUST PANDA AND FAWN ME! I HAVE BREASTS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# PANDAS AND FAWNS DR KITTYVOMMIT'S BREASTS

if only it were like this in real life
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# this isn't real life?
then why the hell am I bothering to imagine myself sitting at a desk looking at a computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you sad git.
TO post to the internet in my mind I have to shout into a toaster.
(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I wish I were as
zany as that... but I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# well if I were pandaing and fawning breasts
instead of typing about it, referencing someone that may or may not be female, may or may not be of legal age and is probably a very long way away.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I got lost half way though that and then I got bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# well it's this way
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# You're a mathematician, you tell us!
If X equals girls and Y equals their attraction to rugged dangerous outdoorsy types, calculate where you will fall on the resultant graph... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# multiply it all by i
because a girl being attracted to me is purely imaginary.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Aw!
Just work hard and get an amazing job that pays fantastic and a mortgage and car, amazing how your luck will change! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'm a mathematician dude
how do you expect me to do THAT!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I thought brainy jobs that require lotsa study and diplomas paid well!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# aaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Well, it worked for Shalroth!
Hopefully will work for you! *crosses fingers for ya*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# just the one?
I hope sump oil comes out of the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I want ketchup out the other one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)