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# i've just realised i'm sitting in the university information commons
photoshopping the gayest picture i could find of the hoff... whoever is sitting behind must think i'm odd now...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# turn and face them and try and stare them out
this will confirm their fears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No, put your hand on their knee under the desk
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Especially if it's a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# would a twitch be good as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# try struggling to focus so that your head hurts physically
and then drool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# When is a twitch bad?
*twitches*
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I find a good stammer scares away strangers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# if you can roll one eye semi-independently thats good too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I can look forward with one eye
and to the side with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# thats a damn good trick
have you a bog eye or are you a chameleon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I've got a fucked up eye from having my face broken a few years ago.
Also: bye lovelies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ouch :(
byeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Or just go for the subtle one
And always stare at a point about 2 inches above one of their eyes when you are talking to them.

Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i find 3 inchs to the left of the right ear works like a charm
then you have them looking over their shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# No, just start humming the theme tune to This Morning
really loudly.

Get really into the end bit, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i don't know that one
i could possibly mutter "transformers: robots in disguise" over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# if you don't know the theme to this morning, try Going For Gold
if you don't know that try Flying Doctors... while you hum, look with abject horror into the middle distance... when you get to the end of the song, turn and run like the wind screaming as hard as you can
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Too normal.
Most lads your age love the Transformers.

Rub your crotch really fast whilst asking them what they think of Andrew Marr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Or if you're feeling lazy
Rub your crotch really slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# slowly and insistently rub the crotch whilst saying
"the. wheels. on. the. bus. go. round. and. round. round. and. round. round. and. round." with sharp inhalations every couple of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# real work based vocal expression of mirth
to the extent that I had to fake a cough... I'm not sure my colleagues were convinced...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# turn and follow all of the advice within this thread
you'll probably be promoted
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)