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# is this still going ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh I fucking hope so.
I lost 17 lbs in the last few weeks in readiness!


(only 4 stone to go, to be classed as "obese") :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I had 4 giant burgers from co-op today
they were the size of a slice o bread each

this is gonna be a struggle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i know
i'm going to have to start training. whats this about sponsers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# to pay for flights
or the rental of a car

blog it - lots of hits

channel 4 commission a tv special

PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# fuckin' a
keep me updated i'm still very much in for this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Indeed.
My idea was to see if a reality TV company would sponsor us to see if it was possible to gain weight as an adult male at the same rate one gains it when in the womb. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# thats not a bad idea
worrying. very worrying. but awesome nonetheless. you should see if we can get them to pay for a personal trainer to lose the weight again too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# sod the car
they can pay for the Winnebago, the emptying of the chemical toilet, the hospital costs, and the repair of the ruptured rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha
there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# liposuction perhaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# what about a stone maybe a bit more
We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# i've never been over 10st
so i have no idea how long losing weight takes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages
but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# you drink less in summer?
good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I work most summers
and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# ah i suppose that'll do it.
i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# haha
what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# oh christ!
Another pipe cleaner.


I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently
admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# But I eat and drink like a 20st man
its fine!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# 10st?
Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *prays americans don't like twiglets*
I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# You live in broomhill
hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# where up there?
the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# western rd
alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# thats a bit of a mish.
i'm behind somerfield next year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# ah Sheffield...
Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# its a nice town
a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Sheffield is awesome
Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)