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# tiny doormat 'tache
it's very well done, woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I wonder how many men give themselves a Hitler tache
when shaving. Just to see, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I've never


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Really?
If I were a man I would do. I think I'd probably cultivate a sort of catfish moustache so I could twiddle it maniacally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I do it all the time
and other stuff
full beard
goattee
lincoln
hitler 'tache
soul patch
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Full beard FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAH
I HAVE GOT SOMETHING GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# There we go, everyone's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# no im not
:'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Mines long enough to do that at the moment.
But my hair is far too wiry to twiddle, I'd probably need gel to even get it to a vague point. At the moment my tache just hangs down like lip staglitites.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that, that's a catfish tache.
Right, back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# lies
in fact you're doing it right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I know of at least 15 of them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :O
You must photograph them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you and your kerazzey boyfriends . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *wiggles chain*


'lo David!
Haven't been on the board for about a week. Anything funny happened?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# nah
not much


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hehehe
some gems in there, t'be sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i read that as waggles chin
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# TYRES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# bmm tss bmm tss bmm tss
Last night was an A-1, tip top clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread, wrapped up in a big ball like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that, I just wish that sometimes I could control these FOCKING MOOD SWINGS
So what did youse two "friends" do last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Youse two 'friends'
BYE MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# smart arse
BYE MRS
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I annoy Mrs. Doom by saying the word 'friends'
in my best Tyres voice.

I always enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I would... but I can't.
It won't grow in the middle.

I have a choice of many pencil tache styles though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *holds pencil on top lip* so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Even that's better than mine...
*sulks*

to add insult to injury, even though it won't grow where it's meant to it's already going fucking WHITE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# someone posted a pic of themself
with a pen for a 'tache.

I think it was droog but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Wasn't me.
She's a fox though, I wish I'd seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# she is
that's true
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You know, I've never thought of doing that...
I'm working on my beard just now, but the seed has been planted...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# The smaller the moustache, the eviler the dictator.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you might have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# So that makes me more evil than Mugabe, who just had a line?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)