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# Ok!
*strikes menacing pose*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *glowers angrily*
Think of another song - one that you like, and keep singing it to yourself in your head - it's it's weak spot
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
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oh! in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago
And it's gone straight to my pserefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode" ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ^ this
should be our national anthem
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And be sung in the poshest of posh voices available.
Think Natasha Kaplinsky after a lesbian session with Zara Phillips.

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss...
Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied,
As long as I get my kiss...

Try getting THAT one out of your head! - I'm still struggling after 2 weeks of it! AAAaarrggggggghhhhhh!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# every song can be removed from the head
with the simple application of shot gun pellets.

take as many as possible to the back of teh throat as fast as possible...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *Loads*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hmmm - an interesting theory.
Perhaps a delivery device could be used for the pellets, in order to expediate their journey to the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Try getting incredibly high on crack and going on a killing spree.
It normally does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *smokes*
*kills*






eats
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# There - all better?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Better or worse?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss...
Boiled or fried, or fertilised,
As long as I get my kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hello! Miss EP
Fertilised = All kinds of BAD


practicing is the good bit :)

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Indeedy
Mmmm... Practice!
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)