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# Birthday card for my bro
He's a mascot for Grimsby Town
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this is what he looks like in real life
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(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i see...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# He's like a Tesco value Domo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Poor lad
Top name though - you, not him :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# throw meat pies at him
and the go and collect all the bits of meat pie, due to how much they cost
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Down at the mighty Charlton,
a few years back everyone used to taunt the physio rotten about being a fat git!

One night, when we were playing Stoke in the carling cup, he ran out, got taunted, and pulled 3 pies out of his bag and threw them into the crowd :)

The hassle stopped from then on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Well no one here bloody said happy birthday to me!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# not even NUTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Is it your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# No!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS!! No one understnads me!
*runs to room*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *clits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haha
kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Now THERE'S a typo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# It wasn't a typo.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, right
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# It was a typo once upon a time,
but I say it all the time now.
See here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# cillit wrists
ANd the agony is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yes they do
They understand so well they even provided you with free razorblades!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Razorclit™
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That's why I couldn't find it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# It's your birthday?
Or have I missed something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# No you have to be born for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ooooooooooo.......kkkkkkkkkkk then
*calls the men in white coats*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Mum and dad are here?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# For the fortieth time, dude
I'm not your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# No
You're the auntie that escaped from the home and widdled in the fondue!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# SHHHHH
Don't ruin the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Well we got rid of the 'cheese fondue' we found you out!
Chocolate fondue anyone? I hear it's extra nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# /stays away from the plum duff and cream custard
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Is he...
...he is... a fishfinger!?!

I didn't know you could be a person and a fishfinger?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# he is indeed
he does stink up the house a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# A bit of salad cream will sort that out.
and a splash of sweet chili dipping sauce if your feeling particularly frisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# :D
i like your picture, your silly mascot brother and your username reference. YOU ARE GOOD PERSON ON BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Actually he's not the first Barry The Time Sprout.
Hmm. What even happened to him. Maybe his busy schedule as the Grimsby mascot take up too much time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I just want to take a massive run up
and drop-kick him. Welcome Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ohnoes he's not
Mighty Mariner is Towns mascot :)

The Crumb Crusader is the clubs sponsors biatch
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# haha true
but dont let him hear you say that
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Is he actually the Crumb Crusader?
If he is, tell him he's a jammy git for getting on the pitch at Wembley

/would have given left armpit to be on the pitch that day

And I would have scored that bloody penalty :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# yeah its really him
he works in marketing at Youngs. i'll pass on your praise :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Heh, and I've seen his vid on Youtube
His devotion to the job is commendable, but sleeping in the outfit is taking it a bit too far/too kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)