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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# oh noes! concerned carrott gets a lickin'!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That sound like a spam subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# that'd be more like "CONCERN YOUR CARROT DICK? GIVE HER A SURPRISE SHE WONT FOR GET HERBAL generic V1AGRAA"
;d
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# travel the world and see more nipples with your bigger, thicker passport to sexual happiness
I had that one, it made I lol
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I've been recieving a lot
of spam emails advertising directories of dentist details.

Just Released: Dentistry. List in the United States

+ 164,713 Dentist.s with City, State, Zip
+ 158,652 Physical Addresses
+ 163,626 Phone Numbers
+ 77,035 Faxes
+ 45,379 Emails

This week only we have lowered the price to $292 - a $100 savings!

It's a bargain at three times the price!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# now that's a fine quality spam, oh I just realised, I haven't had my german furniture spam from the russian mafia in a while, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!! WHERE'S THE SPAM!?
Time to repair your male plumbing
Make her take off her clothes
Your male device is super
Handbags
Why girls like it harder
Enlarge your instrument
Take this and be d;ck almighty
Luxury Watches
She said I have an adorable willy

hmm, reading spam subject lines like it was a play should be a new art form
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Awww
teh ickle scaredy cawwot!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Awww
I want to lick a carrot now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hell! so do I, all the cool people are doing it, so now i don't
fuck them, fuck those cool shits and their fucking shitty perfectly formed carrots

I'll eat my genetically confused deformed organic carrott

once it stops vibrating

stop vibrating genetically confused deformed organic carrott you are fresh from garden!

(no, I have no idea, my brain has going AGODAOGJADasoih!!!OJ!OJ!!!!!OJJ!SJZZJZJ today due to computer issues)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you are madness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# compared to the neville I'm a picture of sanity
I mean waht! a man goes to a shop, with a shiny pound! (£1) and takes this shiny 50p (£3) and purchases a sentient carrot!! 27p (£4.37) whereupon only AFTER this purchase £2.63 ($49.99 Glenn County California Residents pay + 7.250 % sales tax) he then licks the carrot!

what I say! is the reason of this madness! £1.50 (3 big red rock) I sir, cannot venture a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# haha
Edit: Also that confused the fuck out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that's what I like to see, confusion, and 50ft women holding a 1950's car high in the air
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Oh dear god no!
enough of the oversized females!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# haha
more of them I say!!! MORE!!

or not :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Unless they are confined to one thread
then it may be acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# that never happens tho
it always leaks out onto other threads and spurts it's own thread with juicy vigour
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# WATCH OUT
OR HE WILL GIVE YOU LICKENS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# NOW THAT'S A LICKENS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/kepa/lickitung.htm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# oh god
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hahahaha
I love the expression on the carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I know that carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# good lord, I'm running out of cake here.
Nice work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Oh why did you have to say that?
Why? Now I have to go and play Portal again! Damnations...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Silly Neville
The cake is a lie and you will never get it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# it hyas a face
it is defective, return it stating the sales of good act 1974.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I expect it was from Marks & Spencer at that price
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It is in fact a polo mint!
The carrot is cheap at a third of the price!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Oh that's OK then
Bargain carrot! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)