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# I spy Low Poly Hitler


also: how do I explain to my bassist that the new song he's written is actually 'Lip Up Fatty'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's for a game, etc.
Show him a picture of Pete Burns
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Write it on a naked lady in black marker
buy her a cheap white t shirt
Place lady in front of bassist
Pour water on lady.


Best way to give any bad news is written on naked ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# verily, the wisdom of the ancients....
*mwah*

How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the wisdom of accidents?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# possibly...
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *was not a planned child*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# MNo child is "planned"
Unless you are a major fan of The Boys from Brazil. They were a bit planned
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# My mum was planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# "Right the guttering is going to come right out here, and we're thinking of having a flat roof..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You leave her guttering alone.
Ruffian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# That's almost insulting,
coming from you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, because I'm an oik of the first water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I was more thinking because you are really ruff.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Well you're entitled to your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Bah.
Coward.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh.....
I think.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# JAYPEEGEEEEEE
*massive smooch* I'm ok lovely! You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# reet royally busy, but very happy and smiley.
For a change.

Cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ooooh yes please.
11 hour day at work today- 10.5 yesterday.

*hug* glad you're good, schnookums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *hugs*
See you on the roof terrace in 5, then.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I wish.
We've got a think in the carpark.

I would LOVE a roof terrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# they're very useful for anonymously throwing pate at motorists
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You come out with some of the funnest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# \o/
I'd be a terrible estate agent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Come into business with me, we can be private detectives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Roof terrace?
some of us have to stand in the road and avoid lorries
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well, too many people in the building smoke,
and don't want to stand in the street; it's quite an enlightened approach actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Our company
hasn't come across the word enlightened.

They recently stopped a guy taking a book out with him when he has a fag cos it 'gives the wrong impression'.
Not qyuite sure what the impression is, but it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *Hicks*
Whut y'all readin' fur?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I dunno...
so I don't end up working in a FUCKING diner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *YOINK*
I NEED THIS MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^ needs more sense
and/or explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've no cigarettes and haven't smoked since Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ai-ai-ai
*provides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# THIS BETTER BE A MARLBORO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Nah, it's a Camel blue.
If you want a marlboro you'll need to keep with the JPG one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Love me camel blues, I do.
And I'd rather give up than smoke Royals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
although my 'naked ladies' contact list is rather empty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *checks own list*
Damn - mine too.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you cannot argue with this advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# As per usual, I'll think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I've never wanted bad news so much in my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Now if you ever see me herding around some poor girl
in naught but a white t shirt, you know it's time to sit down and take a deep breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# If I ever saw you I'd probably bound over and say hello
before remembering that I'm a stranger from the internets.

At which point, things would continue as suggested...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh don't be bothered with the internets thing
I quite like the thought of suddenly hearing 'CAPTAIN!' from behind me at any point when out and about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm sure you do...
The many strangers with red hair I shout this at seem confused though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# One day you'll get there!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# download lip up fatty, play it when he's around,
and then drop massive fucking hints like "hmmmmmmmm this is really familiar, i bet someone has tried to copy this recently, i fucking hate unoriginal fucking songwriters"

Should do it
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# heheh
I'm gonna try this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You play him "Lip Up Fatty"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaa
he'll go "wow, this is really cool"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)