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# Jenny Depp
Sorry it's so shit, I had to shave him and it all went downhill from there, hence the complete wussing out and curving it at the end.



Edit: and also the hair is shit, and I'm fucking following TOAST of all people. Arse. (Not you, Toast)

Saddest thing? This has taken me about 50 minutes. I'm using a laptop touchpad. My Manley one was far better.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# that's really creepy
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I think it might actually be Nemi.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# or Esther de Groot
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Not a clue.
Could be a less mental Diamanda Galas.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I can state for the record that this is funnier than Nemi
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# :D it's pathetic, I know.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# sexy
for a bloke an all
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It's YOU!
I was thinking of you as I made it, a bit. Wondering what you'd think.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i think its not bad at all
he is the best, and i think looks lovely without hair
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# He's a very beautiful man.
But I only find him attractive in Pirates. Oh, and Dead Man a bit, but nobody's seen that so never mind.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Brown Cow
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Errrr... would?
*primes balls*

Nicely.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *undercoats balls*
even nicelier. What colour gloss would you like?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pink, please.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Grab head, lift and dip.
BEAUTIFUL.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEAD.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Am I meant to be the one holding it?
Shouldn't you give me food first, or something?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Can't I just get you drunk? :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# If you want me to vomit on you, yes, by all means.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Would you still touch me... *points* down there?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# With what?
Not my eye.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I like it.
*likes*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)