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(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
To be said in a Black Country accent
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# rascist!


(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I surveyed /talk once
THEY ARE ALL WHITE!
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# HONKEYS ON /TALK.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# WHITE TRASH SHOULD GET ON BACK TO THEYA TRAILERS YO!
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# word
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i'm sure that's a lovely pic, but sodding websense blocked it
perhaps you could describe it for your differently abled browser friend
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# It is a picture of the "Microsoft Word" 2003 edition box
re-named for us white honky trailer trash folk to "I agree".

you are not missing much.
/compo entry from last year
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# talk is wierd, and I am proud to be in:
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Board elitism is best.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# you and your kerazzey cliques . . .
I made the mistake of searching /talk for DTH . . . turns out they all fucking hate me


(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# why on earth would they hate you
Bad puns aside, what is there to hate?
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# dunno
apparently I post shit and get loads of replies because it's me and not anyone else . . .

niiiiice!


(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# odd.
I thought that any old shit got replied to. :P
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Poor Dave
I don't know what they're on about
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# wtf?!
Slag off b3tans to your heart's content, but bringing the wife into it? Out of order even by the liberal standards of this place.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# the whole thread is a bit rough...
there's no need for that. It's not as if /talk gets paid out for a huge thread like that on /board.

My badge is about the worst I've seen about talk...
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ooo kkkkk
well, if it's a clique then so be it, I for one like puns...
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# the way they tell it,
I recruited you all to fawn and pander . . .


(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh, by the way, you owe me three months' wages...
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# SILENCE UNDERLING!


(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry boss
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I seem to recall being recruited by the QotW...
For a while I thought "crikey, this Hat bloke is popular", then I took a look at what you posted and all became clear.

Silliness beats all else imho.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha ah well
hate is like love, only with more litigation

:D

bet they hate me too :D
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# shurely moderate linkage is acceptable?
just come back from there ashally. Quite an amusing video of some american bird almost blowing her head off with a Desert Eagle...
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I saw quite a nice picture of some american bird blowing her blokes head off
and elitism wouldn't be elitism if we allowed everyone would it?

NO /TALK
NO /LINKS
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# noddy holder is on tour and a wardrobe assistant is helping him dress
"flairs, noddy?"

"yup"

"flowery shirt?"

"yup."

"kipper tie?"

"lovely, milk no sugar ta."
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# trying to fit in doesnt always work though:(
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# As I said earlier:

You don't want this spanging pan
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# a bed spang?
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# aaagh
*empties contents of pan*
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# eeewwwww...
/ac
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:11, archived)