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# i've spent it wallowing in self-pity after making a total cock of myself on the work night out on friday.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# We want juicy, juicy details.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# umm...
i don't know if i should...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# You can't lick us to full erection then pull up our pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you use your tongue
purtier than a twenty dollar whore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Why are you pressing your hard sex-cock onto the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# How can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I can see out of that dog's eyes
and I must say, I'm rather impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Thank you..

* Waves it about in the air like a slinky toy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# fine!
*finishes off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# whatdidyoudo?
whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *sighs*
well, of course i got pissed, then i nearly punched the team leader from the other hospital around here,
then the usual drunken crying (i shouldn't bottle everything up)
being a bit sick,
having our team leader inform me at the end of the night that when he gets back off holiday at the end of the month he wants to talk to me about my internet usage, so hane that to look forward to for the next four weeks.
=(
i'm such a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *points*
haha!

:( sorry to hear that old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *smacks head on desk*
where did i put those scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh you silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *sobs*
hold me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i recommend punching your team leader
anyone that calls themselves team leader needs punching.

wanna get into trouble, follow a leader, leaders should be avoided at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I'm a manager - is that worse? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *ignores*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# it's ok
as long as you don't ever call yourself team leader, managers are fine they're handy for blaming when things go tits up.
but the name team leader instantly brings out the
awkward little git in me. human resources do that to me as well, personnel dept's are fine though.
it's no wonder in my previous life i ended up getting stacks of written warnings, all for different things so i never got fired.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Mind piss!
But of the cool and hard variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# he was such an arrogant bell-end.
and i seem to recall him talkin' trash about lego at one point...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yey to lego..

Lego is not trash - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You silly, silly boy.
When the team leader talks to you about web use, punch him in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, this ^
Then puncture his right eye with a scalpel while screaming "I LOVE HORSES"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# DAMN PATHOLOGY!!
when i last had an interview they told me there was a large turnaround of staff so i could apply next time,
there hasn't been a single job advertised!!

i have to get out of here...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I hope
that was cooled self-pity?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# there is nothing cool about me.
i offically am a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
Cheer up old bean, life is far too short to wallow in self-pity/loathing like that, take it from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i can't help it.
i just hate myself so much.

ah well.
i promise not to drink at the london bash...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# haha
and anyway, that's what work do's are there for anyway, I've made a much worse twat out of myself than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i guess....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# like you wouldn't believe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:39, archived)