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# Ninglimationismaries to you all.
I spent the bank holiday in Brighton with Mrs A Vagabond and her brother & wife, and we ate, drank, and talked bollocks. It was fab.



CFB

What did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Why am I looking at your mod?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Because I don't have a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ningles you
also good morning other board denizens.
Good weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I spent the bank holiday in Brighton with my mates laughing a some other muppets, eating, drinking and talking bollocks. It was fab.

* May contain lies

NING BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I was in your house shitting in the cups
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I was in my house
laughing at Rangers drawing with Hibs
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ooh yes..and also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# HaHa - This^

and raping you cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# The only pussy you can get?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Incorrect..

I once had a Pus filled Pussy called Pugsy..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# you are such a slave.
Take a year or 5 off. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I quite enjoy doing it on bank holidays and suchlike,
I can guarantee no interuptions, phone calls, meetings etc and actually have a complete full day of constructive progress :)

It's a joy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I spent all of yesterday in the park
I burned my neck

the park wasn't in France
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I was working since it wasn't a bank holiday here
But it is next Monday mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# We've got three this month, haven't we?
It's a hard life. I seem to remember four in May last year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# 3??
Are you in Bayern perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Baden-Wuertemberg
I may be wrong on the three thing but I seem to remember someone mentioning we had them last night



edit: why on earth did this reply here? oh well, at least it still makes some sense....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# We have 2 (Brandenburg) 1st and 12th
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Just checked
and we get the 22nd as well as the 12th.

I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i've spent it wallowing in self-pity after making a total cock of myself on the work night out on friday.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# We want juicy, juicy details.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# umm...
i don't know if i should...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# You can't lick us to full erection then pull up our pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you use your tongue
purtier than a twenty dollar whore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Why are you pressing your hard sex-cock onto the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# How can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I can see out of that dog's eyes
and I must say, I'm rather impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Thank you..

* Waves it about in the air like a slinky toy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# fine!
*finishes off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# whatdidyoudo?
whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *sighs*
well, of course i got pissed, then i nearly punched the team leader from the other hospital around here,
then the usual drunken crying (i shouldn't bottle everything up)
being a bit sick,
having our team leader inform me at the end of the night that when he gets back off holiday at the end of the month he wants to talk to me about my internet usage, so hane that to look forward to for the next four weeks.
=(
i'm such a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *points*
haha!

:( sorry to hear that old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *smacks head on desk*
where did i put those scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh you silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *sobs*
hold me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i recommend punching your team leader
anyone that calls themselves team leader needs punching.

wanna get into trouble, follow a leader, leaders should be avoided at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I'm a manager - is that worse? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *ignores*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# it's ok
as long as you don't ever call yourself team leader, managers are fine they're handy for blaming when things go tits up.
but the name team leader instantly brings out the
awkward little git in me. human resources do that to me as well, personnel dept's are fine though.
it's no wonder in my previous life i ended up getting stacks of written warnings, all for different things so i never got fired.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Mind piss!
But of the cool and hard variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# he was such an arrogant bell-end.
and i seem to recall him talkin' trash about lego at one point...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yey to lego..

Lego is not trash - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You silly, silly boy.
When the team leader talks to you about web use, punch him in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, this ^
Then puncture his right eye with a scalpel while screaming "I LOVE HORSES"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# DAMN PATHOLOGY!!
when i last had an interview they told me there was a large turnaround of staff so i could apply next time,
there hasn't been a single job advertised!!

i have to get out of here...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I hope
that was cooled self-pity?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# there is nothing cool about me.
i offically am a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
Cheer up old bean, life is far too short to wallow in self-pity/loathing like that, take it from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i can't help it.
i just hate myself so much.

ah well.
i promise not to drink at the london bash...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# haha
and anyway, that's what work do's are there for anyway, I've made a much worse twat out of myself than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i guess....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# like you wouldn't believe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i trimmed my bush
i also trimmed the bushes of five of my neighbours, i'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you bastard
i wanted my bush wild and unruly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i'll have no unruly bushes in my jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I hope you got to keep the trimmings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i went to the shops
and got thoretta a duplo fire engine.

then we had lunch of baggettes, cheese and Chorizo.

then i read the paper and relaxed, but it started to piss down with rain, so i had to bring the washing in.

i had a balti in the eveing and watched 'the assasination of jesse james by the coward robert ford' and went to bed late.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ooh ooh, me sir.
I had chorizo too, with pastrami. I might have it again today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i wish i could have chorizo
she's well fit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Whatever happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# she seemed to get mega busy at work
and only appear now and again.
then she just disappeared.


she's not in my basement
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# lets see you say that in 24 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# new job i think
and an unhealthy interest in cycling.

she pops in from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I walked the dogs
drank beer and wine and talked bollocks to them. In the past I have been to Brighton and Scarborough on a number of those very machines ( but not at the same time )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Well I was in Switzerland, and still am.
But I have to fly home tonight :(

This is what I was looking at on Thursday Evening :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/MichaelsPics059.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Looks lovely.
And chilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
It has been at least 20 degrees every day, I havent had to wear a jumper once :) It's the first time I have ever been here, but it is just so stunning. This is the best partof my trip so far,

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/MichaelsPics229.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# This could be heaven for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I'm off to Swissland in August
I'm dead excited
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I went for a picnic
and climbed a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# what a splendid thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)