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[challenge entry] Last gasp...

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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# but on a different environment like that of another planet
they wouldn't be able to take down their space trousers, this picture is another blinding case of bad science.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# but it is sexy science and as Thrumstrum's 4th rule of discovery always states
Sexy Science am teh best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# i only like my sexy science given to me by large chested ladies in white coats.
wearing glasses and who have their hair tied back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# The best of all the sciences
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# They've quite clearly formed an airtight seal...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# of course they would
it's only if the atmosphere is in someway toxic it would be bad

tho they'd have to tighten the top half so they could breath

and their exposed extremities would probably freeze up

even with all the vigorous gay knobbing

I don't think it's bad science, it's just a generally bad idea

HOMOSPACEMEN: Always ensure that your planetary environment is suitable for a bit of spacesuit lifting arse mayhem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# spacesuit lifting arse mayhem
is going to be the name of a band one day.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# how do you know
that that planet has not an atmosphere equal to ours but with more dust in said atmosphere to filter out the pesky blue end of the spectrum?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# but then why would they need the helmets?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Basic anatomy, lad.
Could you do that without a helmet? No, then you'd be a lesbian.

Ohhhh, that sort of helmet...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# because
until they've performed the vital bumsex test they can't be sure if the atmosphere is safe.

after that they can go back to the module, pick up the non-helmet contained radios and de-lid

also what the mayor said ^
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:58, archived)