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# yes, 1st
we're going for a curry tonight, and if that don't work, it's out with the toolbox
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# just go to this hospital
www.hccabral.com/

er, and get a free Portuguese holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# giblet massala?
amputation aloo?
gizzard gobi?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# pff
about 6 of my friends went 2 weeks over with their first. we're waiting for an early delivery from my sis, she's due to have twin boys mid-july, but she's absolutely massive!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# sexyness can help get things moving
suggest that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's just too weird to contemplate
feeling junior squirming away inside her while you make the beast with two backs
(not to mention the inadvertant kiddie oral scenario)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
*awards points for wrongness*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's a freakshow
too fat to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I am familiar with this problem...
If you can suck your gut in for long nough you should be able to gain access though...

(Spoon man! Spoon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Doggy Style
Then you can rest some Jazz mags on her back while your wriggling about.

With the improved performance she probably wont notice you flicking the pages
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# threesomes ftw!
actually, that's quite sick...

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# actually there's some Austrian in our family....
cellar sex woohoo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Buy her sex
Yay
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i think the chances of you pushing through her cervix into the uterus are very slim
but doggy or her on top would probably be the best positions.

are you telling me you havn't had sex for the entire 9 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yes, but she wasn't there
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)