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[challenge entry] **I don't move away from the mic to breathe in

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(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD YES YES YES YES
I'M COMING
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I wouldn't.
it don't look too friendly.
Edit: ever so sorry old chap this was supposed to be a response to the post below, although it's still oddly fitting.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Oh my!
Something in me really wants to grab the little head and waggle it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ...must...resist childish joke
wanders off looking constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# One of the chestbursters from alien perhaps.
I'm fairly sure they are mortal enemies with zari whatever his name was.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I like the chestbursters, they have cute little faces.
It's the big smiles, I think.

Zari who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# The bloke in the picture.
I barely remember actors names, I can't be expected to remember the names of vague personages from an unprecedently shit media source.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Am I meant to recognise him, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Well it is a mutate a celebrity competition.
The whole purpose of it would seem to fall apart when you just shop any old freak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oh well I suppose you're right.
I don't know, I'm half watching a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I'm half writing a book, and by half I mean was and now have got stuck on b3ta.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I shall resist the temptation to do a Stewie impression.
I have seen this film many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Got a beginning? A middle and an end?
Some friends become enemies? Some enemies become friend?

Yeah, you deserve some time off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You've lost me.
Thankfully.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# he's a minor internet celeb
called tay zonday. he's written some possibly amusing songs, most famously "chocolate rain"... all over youtube.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Thu 15 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# that's just what i was
thinking of
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 15 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I'm just reminded of Steve Carrell in The Office when he mistakenly thinks the Diwali
party is fancy dress.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I've not watched the merkin version.
I thought the English one was a bit mediocre so couldn't be bothered with another interpretation.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I think it's great. Really comes into its own after the first series (they stop using the uk scripts and just go their own way)
Although if you didn't like the original, you probably won't like it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# This made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Haha!
Click!
(DrDerekDoctors, Thu 15 May 2008, 19:26, archived)