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# Not Mr Wow.
My ex was very into trying new things, though. Including 'where you can fuck ladies that isn't the usual places if they get themselves into uncomfortable positions'.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ear sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Never done, people can get the FUCK AWAY FROM MY EARS.
I'm deaf enough already.

Knee sex though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i love ears
especially big ears. i'd like nothing better than to nibble on martin clunes' lugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He looks like my dad, but only when my dad is drunk.
So no, no clunes for me. Or Morrisey, the twat (yeah, both of them).

Caroline Aherne'd get it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# my dad looks like
the bastard offspring of david jason and jack nicholson, with added eyebags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Your dad sounds quite lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# he is a fucking ugmo.
what my mother ever saw in him, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You said the Jack word.
Now all I see is Jack.



Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# jack?
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Even when he's 90 I will still be totally fine with jumping his bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# when he's 90
that's all he'll have left!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I had that last time I went to Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Right
now having said my post OUT LOUD AT WORK in a Geordie accent I'm still RISsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha
Nee as in no. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Scotish you silly man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I was wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# My ex used to like it in her ear
Every time I pushed Mr Winky towards her mouth, she turn her head to the side so it went in her ear...

www.instantrimshot.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ^ Oh, a woo to this.
I used to like bus stops. While the busses were still running. Mind you, you had to not check the timetable ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:30, archived)