Not Mr Wow.
My ex was very into trying new things, though. Including 'where you can fuck ladies that isn't the usual places if they get themselves into uncomfortable positions'.
Bah.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:19,
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Bah.
Never done, people can get the FUCK AWAY FROM MY EARS.
I'm deaf enough already.
Knee sex though.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:21,
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Knee sex though.
i love ears
especially big ears. i'd like nothing better than to nibble on martin clunes' lugs.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23,
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He looks like my dad, but only when my dad is drunk.
So no, no clunes for me. Or Morrisey, the twat (yeah, both of them).
Caroline Aherne'd get it though.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24,
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Caroline Aherne'd get it though.
my dad looks like
the bastard offspring of david jason and jack nicholson, with added eyebags.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:31,
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he is a fucking ugmo.
what my mother ever saw in him, i don't know.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35,
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Fucking hell.
Even when he's 90 I will still be totally fine with jumping his bones.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:45,
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Right
now having said my post OUT LOUD AT WORK in a Geordie accent I'm still RISsing.
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24,
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My ex used to like it in her ear
Every time I pushed Mr Winky towards her mouth, she turn her head to the side so it went in her ear...
www.instantrimshot.com/
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Thu 15 May 2008, 12:57,
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www.instantrimshot.com/