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[challenge entry] There's a voice, that keeps on callin' me...

Probably doesn't qualify, but I'm compo-ing it anyway...

From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Does it say Cock?

EDIT: Sorry, Woo to your image
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# That's just what we shout at you.
OMGLUVSURLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa

* Contains Lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *lower lip trembles*
I opened up to you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa

* Genuine
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# makes 'lub lub lub' noise with lower lip
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Do not feed the captain after sunset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# see - now I just want to do exactly that
to see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Mayhem. Mayhem and chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# you're not discouraging me in the slightest
... I crave mayhem
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Euronymous might smell a bit now.
And Dead comes with 60% less head than he used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# * How do you type that rasberry noise?

Is it Rasp... or Ppphhhuuullllppp... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Thbpbpbpbpbpb.
if all the Beanos I read as a kid are to be believed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# What?
But you are a girl! You should have been reading Bunty surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Occasionally I read a Bunty
But that more often than not ended up with me going 'pfft, this shit is for girls' and picking up a beano or dandy. Fast forward a few years and that becomes the Abominations, Iron Man or Preacher.

I don't really read girly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# interesting fact
the cover of Bunty makes good roach while the cover of the Beano does not... make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Ringbinder dividers.
99p for 10 a4 sheets of perfect roach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# do they still sell ninjaskins?
I used to love them ... nice and big, come with enough roach to smoke a forest and supported fantistic new music.

ACE... hhmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Are they made by the same people
as Highland skins?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# if ninja tunes make highland skins then yes
if they don't then no.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# yes they do still sell Ninja Skins
so long rizzla - hello old friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I used to read Jackie

* This is totally untrue and I will hurt anyone who says it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# You used to read Jackie.
Bring it on, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hurts!

S P A N G - S P A N G - S P A N G - F W A P S - S P A N G - S P A N G

My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Do you want some more?

*boxers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oh my word
stop before I explode in a shower of ladyspluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *Stops...

*Explodes excreting a generous helping of Dr. Wobblys throat medicine
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I lik eit
cocking spaniel
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Woo!
"down the road, that's where I'll always be,
every stop I make, I make a new friend,
can't stay for long, just turn around
and I'm gone again!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ha
it'd have been more realistic if he'd just broken into people's houses, eaten all their food and shat everywhere, then buggered off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf arf arf! Most woo-some sir.
Can he lick his own balls whilst sorting out the congestion charge?

I'm just going to cheekily slip this pea in for the compo if that's OK...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)