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# NUDE PICTURES OF THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Pictures of me beating the shit out of her, I hope.
I don't recollect having a daughter, so she can't be his proper babby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Pictures of you and her wrestling naked in three inches of baby oil
excuse me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# three inches of baby oil
6 inches of timelord (tosh) blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i just want
6 inches of timelord.
give or take an inch or two...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Give or take four, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 10 inches???
please tell me it's 10 and not 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Called David Teninch by Billie Piper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# 0_0
i REALLY want him now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Shit.
*gets cattle prod out* BACK, wench. You'll get your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ouch!
*smells burnt hair*
lay off! he's a timelord! he can easily handle both of us!
is it wrong that i've wondered what things oods can do with those mouth tentacles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha, not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# so....
....you've thought about it too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Hi, I'm the Captain.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# pfff!
you tease!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ALWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# do you have
a sonic screwdriver?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Of sorts....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you didn't like her then?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Int my daughter
Can't be his.

Must be a titwitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I just want to know why her appearence didn't change
when she regenerated.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# because she didn't regenerate
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Aye, she was terraformed.
I'm still confused about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i think it was part terraform, part "two hearts, harder to kill", part silly plot device
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Aye
RTD seems to have done every episode with the gleeful abandon usually reserved only for four year olds on too much ribena.

FUCK THE RULES, EVERYONE'S GAY NOW. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# oh come on, it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# No, it's not that bad.
It's just every time I see him on telly he's banging on about how much he loves boys.

We GET IT, RTD. You're gay. Now, most gay people I know choose to define themselves with their actions and personalities instead of something so utterly piffling as their taste in genders. That's what annoys me about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i don't watch him on telly much
so i don't have that problem
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# What was it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Wasn't there some guff about choosing their appearance when the Master regenerated?
Perhaps I dreamt that bit. She's not a full Time Lord, so possibly that's why.

Also, am I the only one pleasantly suprised to be enjoying this series? It's lovely good bonkers fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i'm not that surprised, because a) i'm easy to please
and i think that guff was about Romana, not the Master.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Perhaps it's different for ladies?
You'd have to ask The Rani.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Kate O'Mara!
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That happened
to the Troughton Doctor when he was exiled to Earth. For some reason he had to regenerate, but was given a couple of seconds to choose a new appearance from four or five faces.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i bet the other three or four actors were gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# What must they have looked like
if he picked Pertwee, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Because fucking
Russell T. Grant can't get the Timelord mythology right. Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# oh shush
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:26, archived)