This size 16 ladywoman couldn't give a fuck.The wife loves my bosy, and he's not the only one.
T&A, baby, T&A.
Edit: forgot- 14/16, I've lost another inch from round my waist.
(T&A, baby, T&A.
Edit: forgot- 14/16, I've lost another inch from round my waist.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23,
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yr never a 16?well, proportions are important!
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24,
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Dude, when you met me I was a size 20.I'm quite a lot slimmer now.
Ah, I don't care. I'm only losing weight for my joints.
(Ah, I don't care. I'm only losing weight for my joints.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25,
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do you need to be thin to smoke joints?Oh holy Fukc I'm in trouble
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26,
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Why should that help smokin'?
Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26,
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What?No, I haven't. Yes, 16. According to my pants and my trousers.
Sorry, your problem is?
(Sorry, your problem is?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26,
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No problem hereBut your pic does not look like a 16, you're the slimest (and prettiest) 16 I've ever seen.
Creep aint I
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27,
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Creep aint I
That's taken from the chest up, though!With damn good reason.
Bless you, thank you. I do look like a 16, I promise. It's an achievement for me, and I'm proud of it. I never, ever want to be skinny, I don't appreciate skinny women in *that* way,really and I'd certainly never like to have small tits. I want to be a woman, not a little boy.
(Bless you, thank you. I do look like a 16, I promise. It's an achievement for me, and I'm proud of it. I never, ever want to be skinny, I don't appreciate skinny women in *that* way,really and I'd certainly never like to have small tits. I want to be a woman, not a little boy.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29,
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good for youI like a lady I can get hold of. (even Tho I can't get hold of you!)
need someone cuddly for the long winter nights, not some stick who'll cut you with her elbows when she rolls over and nicks the duvet
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31,
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need someone cuddly for the long winter nights, not some stick who'll cut you with her elbows when she rolls over and nicks the duvet
Only when you're around, sexy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31,
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abso-fucking-lutelyi want my woman with a bit of flesh on her. i'm a very skinny guy and the one time i slept with a skinny girl it was like two toolboxes fighting.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26,
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Hahaha what an excellent way of describing it. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26,
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If you both had "tools" she wasn't a girl!Sorry to have to tell you
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29,
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but girls that are wider than me scare the living bejebus out of mei live in constant fear.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30,
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30" waist here, everyone is wider than me :)i'm a sucker for big hips myself
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31,
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Another one!That's three lads I know that have said that, recently.
It must be my birthday all year this year or something.
(It must be my birthday all year this year or something.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32,
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i think men are just finally realising that the Renaissance era got women right Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35,
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I did used to know a guywho didn't like women with wider hips than his.
Having to explain human biology to him was like pulling bloody teeth.
(Having to explain human biology to him was like pulling bloody teeth.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36,
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hahwithout getting too crude, i find with small hipped girls things are a little... tight.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:38,
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HEY HEY HEYUs bigguns are hardly buckets, me lad. Hip width does not affect vaginal width, as far as I know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39,
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oh i know that it doesn't increase proportionallybut with my skinny girl experience the bones where definatly a little closer in
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43,
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Right. How can I put this?Hmmm.
My bones...there...are close together as well. So I don't think it's to do with the hip width. Well, I suppose it could be and I could be anomalous.
Not stopping things from happening (obviously, can you imagine me celibate?) though.
(My bones...there...are close together as well. So I don't think it's to do with the hip width. Well, I suppose it could be and I could be anomalous.
Not stopping things from happening (obviously, can you imagine me celibate?) though.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45,
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it could just be that one theni'll stick with beautiful curvy girls nonetheless
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48,
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but hip size IS proportionateto birth canal size!
and shoe size
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45,
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and shoe size
Then how come I have small feet and big hips? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46,
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But they're my shoes. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:53,
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hips n titsGet a girl to liink her hands, put them behind her head and walk forward.
If her elbows touch the wall first, chuck her out
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Fri 16 May 2008, 17:33,
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If her elbows touch the wall first, chuck her out
what, with her arms pointing in front of her? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34,
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