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# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Size 10 for Poshy down by there then
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# All of the world's ills,
They did that Earthquake you know, and they ate Maddie too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# it all begins to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *drops cream bun*
*marvels as it orbits her torso*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha thats a good trick
I've just been given the dirtiest look from the size 12 ladywoman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Size 12 is positively slinky!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This size 16 ladywoman couldn't give a fuck.
The wife loves my bosy, and he's not the only one.

T&A, baby, T&A.


Edit: forgot- 14/16, I've lost another inch from round my waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yr never a 16?
well, proportions are important!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Dude, when you met me I was a size 20.
I'm quite a lot slimmer now.

Ah, I don't care. I'm only losing weight for my joints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# do you need to be thin to smoke joints?
Oh holy Fukc I'm in trouble
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Why should that help smokin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# 16?
You been shopping your profile pics?

Nawty captain
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# What?
No, I haven't. Yes, 16. According to my pants and my trousers.

Sorry, your problem is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# No problem here
But your pic does not look like a 16, you're the slimest (and prettiest) 16 I've ever seen.

Creep aint I
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That's taken from the chest up, though!
With damn good reason.

Bless you, thank you. I do look like a 16, I promise. It's an achievement for me, and I'm proud of it. I never, ever want to be skinny, I don't appreciate skinny women in *that* way,really and I'd certainly never like to have small tits. I want to be a woman, not a little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# good for you
I like a lady I can get hold of. (even Tho I can't get hold of you!)
need someone cuddly for the long winter nights, not some stick who'll cut you with her elbows when she rolls over and nicks the duvet
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# slimiest?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Only when you're around, sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# abso-fucking-lutely
i want my woman with a bit of flesh on her. i'm a very skinny guy and the one time i slept with a skinny girl it was like two toolboxes fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha what an excellent way of describing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# i am captain similie =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha
Well put
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# If you both had "tools" she wasn't a girl!
Sorry to have to tell you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# but girls that are wider than me scare the living bejebus out of me
i live in constant fear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# 30" waist here, everyone is wider than me :)
i'm a sucker for big hips myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Another one!
That's three lads I know that have said that, recently.

It must be my birthday all year this year or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# i think men are just finally realising that the Renaissance era got women right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I did used to know a guy
who didn't like women with wider hips than his.

Having to explain human biology to him was like pulling bloody teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hah
without getting too crude, i find with small hipped girls things are a little... tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
Us bigguns are hardly buckets, me lad. Hip width does not affect vaginal width, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oh i know that it doesn't increase proportionally
but with my skinny girl experience the bones where definatly a little closer in
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Right. How can I put this?
Hmmm.

My bones...there...are close together as well. So I don't think it's to do with the hip width. Well, I suppose it could be and I could be anomalous.

Not stopping things from happening (obviously, can you imagine me celibate?) though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# it could just be that one then
i'll stick with beautiful curvy girls nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# but hip size IS proportionate
to birth canal size!
and shoe size
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Then how come I have small feet and big hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Maybe you have the wrong shoes on?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# But they're my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hips n tits
Get a girl to liink her hands, put them behind her head and walk forward.
If her elbows touch the wall first, chuck her out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# what, with her arms pointing in front of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# of course
or to the side for the hips test
Big hips are useful
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *drops the actual moon*
*same happens*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# that's no moon...
it's Captain Wow's cream bun. Wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I like big BUNS and I cannot lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *jumps into orbit*
*chases bun*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *lifts arms up to make it easier*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Ta, honey.
*swimming motions*

ARGH. I APPEAR TO BE LODGED WITHIN THE TITPOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# room for a small one on top?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Whatever are you doing in there?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Nestling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Awwww.
Well now I can hardly move you, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Nup!
I'll keep you groomed too. It's win win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Excellent work.
You're going to bite me every time I pick up the straighteners aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ........no...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *picks up straighteners*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well that's hardly going to put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *scuttles out*
*pinches really hard*
*retreats*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# MEAN
*pokes around in titpot with pencil*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# *smileface*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Aw I can't poke that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY HURT ME. I'M TOO SWEET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
lets keep shifting them goal posts.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# well they can't get between them otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i read somewhere that they were planning on making doctors doors narrower
in order to force people to lose weight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
They should install pressure pads in supermarkets that play comedy trombone noises whenever fat people walk on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# thats not a bad idea ashally
*writes a letter to his mp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Put this by the ice cream counter
www.sadtrombone.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I just clicked the trombone noise
And your profile by mistake, and believed your elephant hat was magic for a moment! :)
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Gravity Well - arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Pfffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)