Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break
in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a Thick Irish accent asked "What are you selling here' One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!"
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59,
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BOOMBOOM!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:00,
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(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:02,
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Haha
My name anagrams to 'A jam clamminess here' :D
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:01,
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My name anagram: Mr. Hard in a Jockstrap
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:07,
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No it's not
It's Doinx
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:09,
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you're lucky. Mine is ' Posing Gem' or 'Gnome Pigs'
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:11,
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Gnome Pigs! \o/
hehe
edit: Simon Pegg???
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:13,
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yup :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:14,
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That's like.... Simon Pegg's name!
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:17,
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yeah. Who'da thunk it, eh?
/same name. He got the comedy talent, looks, bank balance, hollywood lifestyle, movie career, top cult sitcom, and all round fanbase of young women... What did I get? 78 front pages, and a few images in various papers and mags. But am I bitter?...
...
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:19,
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I bet he'd swap places with you in a SECOND
;)
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:20,
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..
in for
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 May 2008, 18:21,
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