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# Last orders... I'm at the bar!
What's everyone having?????? (Mrs Omentum, with her peggy purse out)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I'm having a seizure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# half...
or pint???
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# 1 pint³
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm having some red south-african wine at the moment
/cheers
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I met a red South African once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'm going to have a bacon sandwich when I get off my lazy arse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Are you sitting on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# the ass or the bacon?
it's hard to tell, I haven't moved from this spot since 1932
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# HIS ASS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What was it like sitting in the same spot throughout pre and post Nazi Germany?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Well, from a historical perspective it enables one to understand the socio-economic realities of a transition of a sovereign state from ostensibly a favourable democracy to outright autocracy
also, my ass hurts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'll have a bowler hat full of absinthe, please.
And a double shot of brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Coming right up...
..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Absinithelutely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Christ.
He's got the shortest blue period I've ever seen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ...makes the heart grow fonder............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
heart tart
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Reaches the parts
that Heineken doesn't....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# tea and pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Haha
How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# With or
without 'bits'...... Very important to my niece & nephew (9 & 7), 'bits' are An-A-THEMA.. apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Spit the bits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# My mother
claims (erroniously or no') that they are
'little lumps of goodness...' When I was 10, I was convinced of this irrefutable Adult Wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# It's the bioflavinoids !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Please God no....
I spat those damn' bits out tho' my MOTHER WAS RIGHT...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# And an a thema is?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# A feeble attempt
by one's Mother to get you to eat up all manner of unsavouriness, including burnt toast. 'Les Speckles Noires' featured often in food stuffs served in my home, anyway............. Mayhap it was merely soot, please God not the shakings-off of a feline foot......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'm drinking mead
because I have a sore throat...

Although last night it was wine and rum (Not mixed. Eurgh.), and this morning I felt like there was a little man in my head, punching my brain...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Watchout for those grains . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i'll have a pint of jaegermeister, a half of stella, a big bowl and a straw please
keep the change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# cough medicine???
I'll have a pint as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# it works on tummy aches too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Vaginal fluids.
^may be lies.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:21, archived)