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# This is brilliant
I'm loving the style you're doing these in.


Awww, my parents' song is on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I'm Horny by Hot n Juicy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i'm gonna guess
'reign in blood versus when im cleaning windows' The mashup mix!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Funnily enough, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Go on, tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# It's not that interesting
it's just Wonderful Tonight. My dad sang it to her on their wedding day.

Sorry, hadn't occured to me to actually say what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I think my parents' is Shuduppa You Face by Joe Dolce.

may be lie for stereotypical porpoises.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That's amoreeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I don't even know if my parents had a song
They did, before the Geneva Convention forbade it, play nonstop Abba, The Carpenters and show tunes on the 4 hour drive to Wales every holiday.
In hindsite my father was possibly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'd have ended up commiting suicide.
Car journey music with my parents is a mish mash of:

The Eagles
Dr Hook
Tom Waits
The Allman Brothers
Dire Straits
Clapton
Hendrix
Everything But the Girl
Fairport Convention
Emmy Lou Harris
Bonnie Raitt


Although recently I got my mum into MIA, Battles and Opeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah well I got Mack and Mable
And child locks:P You have no idea the vastity of the show tune catelog stored in my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I think I know all of Les Miserables by heart!
Not long now! I was discussing the merits of name tags with Dixon earlier and I've heard back from the b3ta whizzes and it's offically the biggest bash in history:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I think I'll be alright without a name badge, people should hopefully
recognise the hair.

Either that or I'll just tell everyone I'm Ttssattr and REFUSE to believe that I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm Ttssattr and so's my wife!
Or we could get peeps to make their own!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Actually I might be Jeru.
I need a black rollneck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# He's African and not jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm not being a willy.
Italian, so neither.

I'll do a Maaaaaario accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Roll neck?
I'm not a French Existentialist!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You're whatever I decide you are.
YOU'RE not going. I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yes, but remember I know your name and where you live.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well you'd best give me some source material so I can
be a good Jeru then.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ...Falling off a cliff if I'm not fucking careful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hammer Smashed Face.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Sadly, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Fermented Offal Discharge?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Yeah, my surname's Barnes.
Edit: oh hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Careful, I'll tell people that and it will make you easier to stalk.
I sell information to internet predators everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Good it's not true then.
I'm also not the daughter of an ex CC member. This is possibly a good thing. Possibly a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# CC?
I'm going to guess what that is.
And you're not going to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Captain Cuntbeard.
Not that, although it should be. Far better band name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Flaming Floating Cat Heads is going to be my next band.
Sonic James Doom wants in, but I don't think he's cut out for the job. He doesn't even have his own hat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I've got loads of hats, he can borrow one.
I've got a particularly terrific bright purple beret that'd look very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# "The Magenta Frenchmen"!!!!
Do it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ohhhhh this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm shit with hats.
I should get some interesting ones that suit me.

I don't have the face for hats though, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Get a black and white fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I could probably get away with that.
However, I'd still look like more of a prick than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Dressing like a prick is fantastic.
I wasn't allowed to buy several items of clothing on a recent shopping trip because 'they're fucking ridiculous. They're too you.'

Says it all, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Urgh!
*vomits into lap*
Black and white fedoras are not cool hats.

Leather brown is the only acceptable flavour of fedora.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Then I'd look like a total cunt though.
And I'd rather lose the hat and maintain my only mildly cuntish appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They are bastard cool.
You're just square.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# They are shit, even on 1920 gangsters they looked shit.
And then especially look shit on women trying to look like 1920 gangsters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Good he's not a woman then, isn't it?
I don't have one, it wouldn't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Not "Satan's Butler"?
Although to be honest I'd imagine Satan's Butler to be a normal Butler seeing as they are all equally dissentive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Satan's Butter would be cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Satan's Back Butter
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That would just be Devilpoo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# We were debating earlier if it was Tality.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha, that'd be sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Only Ash Remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That is a bitchin' track.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:59, archived)