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# Who owns a copy of the anarchists cookbook?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Keith Chegwin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# They had him on some random music channel the other night
announcing the top 50 cheese songs. Poor guy, he was probably paying them for airtime.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# pffft,
i used to sell this on floppy disks at school. Until someone burned their kitchen down.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha, you little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YES! I napalmed my mate's hedge thanks to an Amiga disc full of this filth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I've got an old copy of the Jolly Roger Cookbook somewhere
*attempts to make thermite*

*loses fingers*

*attempts to dial for ambulance*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Thermite?
It's just aluminium and iron filings, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you need something really hot to get it going
like magnesium or a microwave lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I've got some magnesium strips back at my mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# glycerine and potassium permanganate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# potassium pomegranates?
they're tasty!
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# it's those little purple crystals, used as a disinfectant and for purifing cocaine
mix it in the right amount with glycerine and you get a really hot flame.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or
you could buy a flamethrower
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# oxy torch will do
that's what the rail welders use (I think...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# cocaine and anarchists cookbook in one thread
if this doesn't get us on the government watch list, i don't know what will!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I've already been in trouble for a bomb
I suppose I'm on a list somewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# do you look foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# long full scraggly beard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *phones someone in authority*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Quick get the fridge magnet!!!!
here's the de-ris for poms, seppos and pooftahs non-Australians.

www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s958733.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oh so Captain Wow got them.
The bastard was thinking of moving in round here as well.
(Probably too expensive for him)
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pretty much iron oxide and aluminum.
people tend to make it by accident by grinding aluminium with an iron oxide wheel. then SPOOF!!! no more hair!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Delia?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Pfft
I'm a much better cook than Delia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# nah
she reads the antichrist's cookbook
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# Gordon Ramsey?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Chef Guevara?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Si?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# busco platanitos en la cama
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Andale andale
LA JUNGLA


I don't know. Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# te deseo lo mejor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Und auf English, bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'm looking for small bananas in the bed
and
I wish you all the best

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Gracias!
Mira me, speaking Espanol.

SHIT, what's speaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Espanol is a lovely language
there's an almost Teutonic logic to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I don't speak it
except for the odd word picked up from the walls of my high school. I did French, German and Latin. I've forgotten most of the Latin, most of the German and a touch of the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Latin?
+20
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ironic post^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# "ON. THESE. PLATES."
"No no, Mr Fawlty - UN, DOS, TRES."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha always a guaranteed office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
home.scarlet.be/comicstrip/anarcook/indanarcook.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oooooh ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)