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# He fucking hates
Swiss Rolls and he couldnt bear to have to look at them floating by every day!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# haha
but a moistened swiss roll does not float!

this is a nonsense!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I have only recently got back from Switzerland
and I didnt see a single Swiss Roll! THAT IS AN UTTER NONSENSE!

I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I really want a toblorone now.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Didnt see any of them either!
However, I did see lots of Swiss Army knives. They come with USB Drives now!

Awesomeness!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# yeh
but still no bloody keg!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I dislike swiss army knives.
I love my Opinel knife though. Much nicer.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Good choice
i'd go for the opinel everytime!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I haven't got an
Opinel.

/subtle
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# But its so lovely :(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# all things that you love will hurt you
but if they come back you can eat them...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# either that
or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# my insides are broken
been like that all week
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# wrong end
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ah.
same deal, but less toast.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ooooh
aint had a toblerone in years!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Thats it,
Im buying one tomorrow.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.
I figure I can wait until then.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# remind me to pick up my bacon i left in the fridge at work :(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you can't just buy them!
they must come from airports or ferries.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Should've pushed a local down a hill.
Missed opportunity.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)