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# yes
she's one of the main reasons I like that Van Helsing film

edit: I looked it up on imdb - plot keywords are Monster As Victim | No Title At Beginning | Shirtless Male Bondage | Absinthe | Arm Amputation

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm rather partial to the brides of dracula
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I like the one where you get the gratuitous long-shot from behind
When she's wearing the all-leather jumpsuit and fights ... something or other. To be honest I don't remember much else about the fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# yeah
Lena Headey in The Brothers Grimm does it for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# searches
agrees
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# one of my mates admitted to wanking over the princess(?)
from Dark Crystal... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# kira? the one with the wings?
that's just wrong.

btw, she's not a princess, just the last female of her species.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# that's the one
I've not seen it for a while, and even then I didn't watch it all because it made me feel uneasy, I think it was the thought of my big mate wanking over kira.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i've got it on video
it's a bit creepy, but i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# In that situation
surely you can give yourself any title you want?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yes.
*orders machine gun and crown*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yikes
one of my girlfriend's friends once admitted to 'having a crush on Dogtanian'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# underworld
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
one of the main reasons I the only reason to
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# heheh
the other reason is the bit with the village in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ...and the oh-so-plausible repeating crossbow
*suspends disbelief* actually I quite like the movie it just seemed like an ideal oopportunity for a gratuitous strikethrough response!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hey! never knock a crossbow!
they're my favourite weapon as a trebuchet doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ballista ftw!
/Detritus
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *hugs*
the piecemaker is simply the finest weapon ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'd love to get my hands on Detritus' piecemaker!

EDIT: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# a trebuchet is just the thing when your sofa wont fit up the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# now that's a quality piece of furniture slinging!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)