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# Silly Nana


but I'll have a few slices of Ms B to be getting on with
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I'm worried about the cream filling
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Beckinsale sauce?
best of all the saucy sauces
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Smells a bit funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# just wait
till she serves the trifle
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# that'll be the cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ugh
my flatmate has cheese in the fridge that smells like death. Bad death. Fucking europeans and their fucking cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# please keep in mind
that the UK is a part of Europe. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# pfft
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# No it is not.
Europe is full of Johnny getting into scrapes and needing to be rescued.

The UK is an independent country built on the ideas of freedom, equality, and run by the rules of fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
you work for the BBC

AICMFE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Which UK is this again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# don't forget
that all Eastern Europeans speak heavily accented broken english, and that Swe-dun is entirely populated by tall blonde women.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# what's wrong with a bit of cheddar?
some of the cheeses i've seen in france and spain are just rank, sweaty and oozing. a bit of cheddar and ploughman's pickle does the job nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# exactly
I've managed to track down a bit of cheddar here, and there's even HP, so I've been very happy the last few months. There aren't any pies or bridies /pasties here though, which is heartbreaking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you'd think the Germans would love that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# yes
one would have thought so, but it just doesnt seem the done thing.

When I feel like eating a pasty, the best I can managed is Salmon en croute. Which is nice, but it's still not a pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# open a shop and sell them
let brits living there(or just visiting) eat proper british food!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# it is a good idea with much potential
I will be sure to credit you by naming a pie after you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 0_0
i am pie-worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# yes. I think it would sell well.
"Smash Monkey Pie" - Scotch pie crust, filled with SmashTM and monkey meats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# sir, you flatter me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yer
brie and camembert are vile

but then they do have Roquefort, which is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i'm actually
partial to a bit of edam myself, but not too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# edam is nice
I go for Emmental and Y Fenni over anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i'm not a great lover of cheese
cheddar, red leicestewr and the odd bit of edam is usually my limit.
pizza cheese doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Brie's lush, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ^ This
with great, gorgeous, lesbians on top!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ah come on now, it's like glue that stinks of unwashed cock
although this is probably not an image you want to contemplate in your current condition
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ugh
mozzarella or deep-fried camembert ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# yes
she's one of the main reasons I like that Van Helsing film

edit: I looked it up on imdb - plot keywords are Monster As Victim | No Title At Beginning | Shirtless Male Bondage | Absinthe | Arm Amputation

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm rather partial to the brides of dracula
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I like the one where you get the gratuitous long-shot from behind
When she's wearing the all-leather jumpsuit and fights ... something or other. To be honest I don't remember much else about the fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# yeah
Lena Headey in The Brothers Grimm does it for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# searches
agrees
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# one of my mates admitted to wanking over the princess(?)
from Dark Crystal... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# kira? the one with the wings?
that's just wrong.

btw, she's not a princess, just the last female of her species.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# that's the one
I've not seen it for a while, and even then I didn't watch it all because it made me feel uneasy, I think it was the thought of my big mate wanking over kira.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i've got it on video
it's a bit creepy, but i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# In that situation
surely you can give yourself any title you want?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yes.
*orders machine gun and crown*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yikes
one of my girlfriend's friends once admitted to 'having a crush on Dogtanian'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# underworld
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
one of the main reasons I the only reason to
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# heheh
the other reason is the bit with the village in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ...and the oh-so-plausible repeating crossbow
*suspends disbelief* actually I quite like the movie it just seemed like an ideal oopportunity for a gratuitous strikethrough response!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hey! never knock a crossbow!
they're my favourite weapon as a trebuchet doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ballista ftw!
/Detritus
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *hugs*
the piecemaker is simply the finest weapon ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'd love to get my hands on Detritus' piecemaker!

EDIT: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# a trebuchet is just the thing when your sofa wont fit up the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# now that's a quality piece of furniture slinging!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Is that The Hulk's family?


mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# 'ning stan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hmmmm
just a small slice off the top, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:19, archived)