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# Your tits can write music?
Laudable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha i just clicked "i like this"
pft. and yes they can.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I think I am beginning to like your tits.
Can I get their number?

(Don't just say 1 and 2)
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# but the only problem with that is..they come with me attached
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# And I must say,
no-one wants that ;)

Well apart from me but I'm mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# exactly. noone wants me except mantal types!
and even some of them don't want me

OH FUCKING WOE IS ME
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I want you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# why?
you really are mental.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# *No Im not!*
Here is a video of me to prove it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbiYRAid1s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Yes but you're moist and supple and succulent and lovely and divine.
In fact there could be a serious trouser engoring problem just having you and your breasts in the same room at the same time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# but me and my tits are always in the same room.
unless i stand in the doorway and lean forward a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# "We were thinking of doing up the spare room."
"No, a womb."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# haha.
you still up for getting hitched?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Of course.
But only if you rub my shoulders occasionally when I am stressed out.

And let me sleep with men.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# aww i'd love nothing more than to rub your shoulders.
and you can sleep with men if i can as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Only if they are young nubile men.
Also no-one has ever omitted that they would like to rub my shoulders, this turn of events worries and arouses me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# worries you? oh bugger :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It is rather.
Who would want to rub my shoulders?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they'd make me sing!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What, at gunpoint?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I was thinking more at nipple point.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# After getting his new album free with the mail
I can say it wouldn't take much to beat him these days.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)