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# the eybrow alone
gets you ten millionty points
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Could I have one?
I lost my tin opener a good few days ago and could do with something pointy to get into my tins.
I'm quite hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# will a bronze cast of a cat's barbed penis do?
not that I have one, but I was thinking of getting one and wondering if it'd serve as an emergency can opener.

use a teaspoon that's been rubbed on your cell wall to sharpen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# then what will I eat with?
I'm not a savage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# definition of a savage:
'someone without a tin opener'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# definition of Eau Savage:
what my dad used to smell of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# definition of a savage:
can't play cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I don't play cricket very well
but I like the bit where you get to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Deffinition of a savage
Eats, shoots, and leaves
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you're thinking of a panda
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and now you're thinking of a Boat...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# what am I thinking about now?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# How could you possibly know that
Creepy
Do you know who's?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Defffinition of a savage
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behaviour according to the above definition
1: "Did you see the way he threw that bastard? That was savage..."
2: "Gods, Matt is a savage."
/urbandictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:30, archived)