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# It keeps looking at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# the eybrow alone
gets you ten millionty points
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Could I have one?
I lost my tin opener a good few days ago and could do with something pointy to get into my tins.
I'm quite hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# will a bronze cast of a cat's barbed penis do?
not that I have one, but I was thinking of getting one and wondering if it'd serve as an emergency can opener.

use a teaspoon that's been rubbed on your cell wall to sharpen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# then what will I eat with?
I'm not a savage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# definition of a savage:
'someone without a tin opener'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# definition of Eau Savage:
what my dad used to smell of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# definition of a savage:
can't play cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I don't play cricket very well
but I like the bit where you get to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Deffinition of a savage
Eats, shoots, and leaves
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you're thinking of a panda
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and now you're thinking of a Boat...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# what am I thinking about now?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# How could you possibly know that
Creepy
Do you know who's?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Defffinition of a savage
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behaviour according to the above definition
1: "Did you see the way he threw that bastard? That was savage..."
2: "Gods, Matt is a savage."
/urbandictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
*spangs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha
*clicks*

i'd sit on him and lean my shoulder blades HARD into his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Pah...
I can stare him out!

*Stares........
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# There you go..

He blinked!

*WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I used to live above a residential home
so got quite good at timing dodging those things

Whenever people visited they wanted to ride it though, which is odd as they go about 0.31 miles an hour on average
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That's nice dear.
Have you had your tea? I said HAVE YOU HAD YOUR TEA?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I worked as a carer there briefly
and taking one of the ladies to the toilet I got asked
"have I wee'd meself?"

True story. About every other time I passed her after that she used to tell me she needed a wee, even after I stopped working there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# you'll be woken up in the middle of the night
by a zombie smashing through the door

screaming politely "I want a wee!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I was quite amazed how tight it was when I visited.


I do of course mean the rest of the space left on the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yes! Clicketty clack.
Good morning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# morning kiddo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Erro! How yah been?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# not too shabby, horrible bastard cough though
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Ran out of my Sertraline a couple of days back, so I'm a little on edge.
Other than that, I bought a bottle of ye olde englishe alee today. So I'm looking forward to that a little later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# sertaline?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha >:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that is lovely :D
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Most brill.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
I would buy one of these *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh
I clicked but never said how brilliant I thought this was..

BRILLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Spiffing!
(Astatine, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll...
...what the stare lift...is....



...cookin'
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 22 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Genius
Woo Yay and Hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 23 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 23 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# hahaha!
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Haha
I laughed out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# what Dixon said, but with more "A"s
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:13, archived)