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# My my, you're a speedy little vole today.
I am putting the kettle on. Beverage?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# If you happen to store vodka in your kettle
count me in
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well it's a clear liquid.
Vodk? That's water, isn't it?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I think 'vodka' means 'water of life' (as does 'whisky')
so yes.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I was told vokda was vodka and vodk was water.
But you've just confirmed it's not even as complicated as that.

*curtseys* My thanks, kind sir.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# nearly
voda = water
vodka = hangover-free liquid of gods
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
Do you speak Russian then? I do love to hear it being spoken (if there's many and varying dialects I do apologise for ignorance), it's so lyrical.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# a tiny bit, I did it at school for a while
the gf speaks it much better than me
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Russian at school?
Poooosh.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah errrr
I guess you could say that
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That's alright.
I went to a not-very-posh school full of posh people. It was odd.

Right, ciggy time.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ...
"Voda" means "water". "Vodka", I guess, literally means "little water".

Hello, all...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Awwwww
Hello!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# strawberry and mango tea for me please
/realises he's gonna have to bring his own teabags to the bash. do you reckon the pub will serve a kettle of boiling water to me? :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I should sincerely hope so.
There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha, I wish I could
it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash
and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# haha
you've got wrong on you.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# can always has fizzy lime
nom nom nom
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I can bring the kettle down if need be.
They can't complain it's PAT tested.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Pat....Pat...I loves yer, Pat.
CAHM BAYCK TA ME PAT
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# office grin
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My Frank Butcher voice
pretty much comes out as a fairly excellent Catherine Tate impression, so I'm never doing THAT again.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ye gads
lock it in a dungeon.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I can do a shit-hot Poppy from the WyeBird stop impression.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# The puppet one gave me the fucking fear.
Which one was poppy?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# The cat.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That's ok, ish.
It was the weird plastic puppet black lass that freaked me out. Dunno, marionettes in general are pretty creepy. Shop window dummies also gave me the fear.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)