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# In other news, it's obvious why these cookies I found in the supermarket today are called 'Matchmakers':


EDIT: Real photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha matchmaker cockies!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# they would stick in your throat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# CUNT!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# COCKIES!
also: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *covets*
but tenuous at best.

Looks more like goatse from the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# TJ: *pssst*
Edit: *nudges* Did you catch Dr No on R4, Saturday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# NO!!!!!
Is it on iPlayer?

I was too busy getting drunk and watching silent movies at my local with a live band. It was top.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# here ya go
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio4_aod.shtml?radio4/saturdayplay
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ta for that
that's my evening's entertainment sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's really rather good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha how true...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# because they explode in a shower of jerky?
Edit: *squints*


Of all the people not to see the phallic representation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# oh yum
what an image
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# MEATSPLOSION
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# HAMSPLUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# HASLETASTROPHE
(that was shit, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# it made me *Pfft*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# BEEFRUPTION
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# in your pance . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# kabooom
there's my loooooooooooooooooove
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Kofta-boom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Aye, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Sorry had to
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Do they do them in orange flavour?
mint's ok, but that's what After Eights are for.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ...
Arrrrgghhh and I was shopping light a greased fecking weasel
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# beat ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# "Shakes fist"
Why you young scallions and your "hot-rod" ways
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Your second C was better than mine though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I can't be arsed to 'shop it so I'll just say it
Matchmaker Goatses
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Someone sent me this the other day


Those crazy warhams.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ...
I truly have no answer to that
(General Lee, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:01, archived)