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# God life was much fluffier
when Dr Phil was here.

How we miss her.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I dunno.
Frankly her kitten obsession was starting to bore the tits off me.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah,
and she smelt funny.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# sort of like
wee really hey? but with some fruity herbal tea overtone.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# you reckon?
i prefer it without.

la la la la la
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# what?!?
you're both
(continued below)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# i think its
been kind of nice.
peaceful like.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# (continued from above)
totally evil!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# aye, if
only she were here to defend herself.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# pffft
you can picture it can't you, all flappy hands and whining and then crying if she couldn't get her way.

No, much better now she's buggered off at last.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# then she'd
post a picture of a kitten in a hat or summat. yeah, definitely better without.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah.
She always did that, how we laughed behind her back.
Ha ha ha, we'd go, I remember one time you even pointed and laughed.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
that one time when you two were in the same room.

Oh no, wait... that's never happened, has it?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Never,
one day it will...or at least we may share the same bit of a field.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# shoes,shoes,shoes

so tired.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# was that
back in the summer of '75? ah, happy days.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Yes,
what long summer days.
Catching Mayflys, playing in the river, stealing apples from the Vicars orchard and interfering with each other, sexually.
Such Halcyon long lost days.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# ha ha
ha ha ha.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# and the sun always shone
and the kittens always purred.
ahhh, happy days
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)