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# Noooooooooooooooo don't fall for it!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Damn
Jehovah Witnesses are getting sneaky these days!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I refused to become one
'cos I didn't see the accident.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Omid Djialji?
ning everyone, have the limes stopped yet?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# They hassled my Nan for over an hour the other day
if i caught the cheeky little bastards i'd give them a thrashing.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Just tell then that you used to be one but gave it up.
They then have to leave as talking to you would be a sin.
Easy as that:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He's right.. the phrase you need to say is "disfellowshipped"
and they literally run from your doorstep.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Actually I think the actualy phrase is 'got a life'.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ...


But we spend loads of time on the internet.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yes but we're special!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *Learns*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Seriuosly though Riverghost...
i never answer the door....PERIOD. I always tell friends & family to phone or text before calling, that way I'll know to expect a knock on the door. If it's a business call, (Gas, Electricity, etc.) they'll drop a card through, optherwise it's the J.W's or some other SoFoNo. I understand lordsaccarine's viewpoint though, the old folks of today are more used to freedom & don't have the modern "Fortress" mentality we have to adopt to survive.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that just means
you are a chav who has not paid any bills and is shit scared of the bailiffs.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Actually that just acrophobia:P
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He said 'Jehovah'!
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah
Just for the halibut though:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# my cousins are witnesses
and they recommended this great little alternative health place that's really sorted out my back and neck pains. The downside? Whenever I get asked 'are you a brother?' I have to say 'yes' and bluff my way through it.

It's terrifying.

Also, the waiting room is full of booklets with titles like 'The bible: Strait-jacket, or seatbelt?'

The answer, inevitably, is 'seatbelt'.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# are you a brother?

what is it with all these honky god botherers, yes i'm black and i'm proud.

may not be black
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Join a cult, that's the best way...
"Have you ever thought about Jesus?"

"Yeah, he's in the front room watching the Apprentice with Allah"

EDIT: replied in wrong place... despite clicking the right place... I'm confused!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Computers don't make mistakes!
Rappers do.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)