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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo don't fall for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Damn
Jehovah Witnesses are getting sneaky these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I refused to become one
'cos I didn't see the accident.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Omid Djialji?
ning everyone, have the limes stopped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# They hassled my Nan for over an hour the other day
if i caught the cheeky little bastards i'd give them a thrashing.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Just tell then that you used to be one but gave it up.
They then have to leave as talking to you would be a sin.
Easy as that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He's right.. the phrase you need to say is "disfellowshipped"
and they literally run from your doorstep.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Actually I think the actualy phrase is 'got a life'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ...


But we spend loads of time on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yes but we're special!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *Learns*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Seriuosly though Riverghost...
i never answer the door....PERIOD. I always tell friends & family to phone or text before calling, that way I'll know to expect a knock on the door. If it's a business call, (Gas, Electricity, etc.) they'll drop a card through, optherwise it's the J.W's or some other SoFoNo. I understand lordsaccarine's viewpoint though, the old folks of today are more used to freedom & don't have the modern "Fortress" mentality we have to adopt to survive.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that just means
you are a chav who has not paid any bills and is shit scared of the bailiffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Actually that just acrophobia:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He said 'Jehovah'!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah
Just for the halibut though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# my cousins are witnesses
and they recommended this great little alternative health place that's really sorted out my back and neck pains. The downside? Whenever I get asked 'are you a brother?' I have to say 'yes' and bluff my way through it.

It's terrifying.

Also, the waiting room is full of booklets with titles like 'The bible: Strait-jacket, or seatbelt?'

The answer, inevitably, is 'seatbelt'.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# are you a brother?

what is it with all these honky god botherers, yes i'm black and i'm proud.

may not be black
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Join a cult, that's the best way...
"Have you ever thought about Jesus?"

"Yeah, he's in the front room watching the Apprentice with Allah"

EDIT: replied in wrong place... despite clicking the right place... I'm confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Computers don't make mistakes!
Rappers do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm.....
Hampers.

Great Work, as ever, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I still thinks she's the living dead!
MWAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
full of win
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Free stuff is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
i would epect mr johnson has laced it all with rohypnol.

WOO!

more, quicker, harder, faster, stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
gleeeeee! and I lurved your banjo lady from last 'ning! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# well, video evidence of lesbian sex is always worth a basket of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Limes in the hamper?
Good stuff as always JJ
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
no such thing as a free.....
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)