*hired by Max Clifford*
*invents tabloid story about 10 in a bed romp with Les Dennis, most of the Chelsea team, Basil Brush and Alistair Darling*
*profits*
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Joliet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18,
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Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Might, No chance
You need help
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20,
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It's whatever sells papers innit?
The Scum of the World is an "Aliens ate my baby's limbs" story away from being the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.
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Joliet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31,
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or "sofa burnt my baby"
Oh hold on...
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34,
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