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# try this:
fear death

the end of existance
imagine being asleep, when you wake you cant remember anything from that time (apart from dreams, but when you dont, its like you've not existed for 8 hours)
imagine that. Without waking up.

ever.
the world continues, you are no longer a part of it. time may as well accelerate to infinity. reality will collapse and the entire universe will cease to exist. you were only a part of it for the tiniest fraction of a second.
What influence did you have on the shape of the universe?

none.

whats the point of life?

there is none.

(ok on second thoughts, better not say that)

how about this....

they went to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:00, archived)
# Or bludgeon them both with a veal tenderiser....
...in front of her. Casually pick them up and swallow them and and then explain about how cattle farms work and ask if she wants any more fish for the farm?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:02, archived)
# another good one,
but (as we used to live westcountry way) she thinks all cows die by being stacked in a pile and burnt to ashes.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:06, archived)
# then stick it
on a mini-pyre
may smell though
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:16, archived)
# i see you follow the same philosophy as myself.
Reveal the full horrors of the world and life, no sugar coating.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:08, archived)
# think I'll go with that first option,
she'll understand.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:07, archived)