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Using frogdoctor's beautiful spider, I made this.
I'm afraid there's a little backstory to why I chose to do it:
This morning, I was sitting at the bus stop, and a teeny tiny little spider dangled down between me and one of the girls there.
Someone pointed it out to her, and clasically she screamed and flung the poor bugger into oblivion.
Turns out it landed on me, an arachnophobe.
I know what you're thinking, 'Hahah he must have screamed too!'.
Nope! I was pissed off at her, trying to kill it when all it did was frighten her.
So I gently brushed the poor thing off myself, toward her.
It crawled up her back and into her hair.
She didn't notice, which proved the fact that it wouldn't have hurt her anyway.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# there now i can read it
edit : tonight it will crawl in her ear and eat her brain :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You could have just copied it without posting it...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# its rude to whisper
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I thought it was rude to point.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It's also rude to take up half a page on an image site with text.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I won't mention it, but smaller text isn't actually smaller in line height*,
so you started it.



* or at least it doesn't look like it
so nerr
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yes it is. And still, I was trying to be considerate.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Yes, yes, that's lovely and I appreciate it.
Not worth fretting over though.

*Soothingly pats*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it's hardly half a page.
and it saves us lazy people having to do it ourselves :P

lovely pic btw.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It took up half the height of my monitor
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# stop using your phone to access b3ta
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I don't OWN a phone!
My monitor is 1280x1024, and with the picture it took up half a page.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Blimey.
Wouldn't have thought it would at that res.

Mind you, I don't remember what it's like to have a res lower than 1400x1050. But that's only 26 pixels bigger in height.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# shut up you
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# why?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Well I made it smaller out of consideration,
so that in a flood of compo posts, my post won't take up too much room.

I was slightly annoyed that, despite that, SkUG posted it in full size anyway.
Maybe it's just me being silly, but I put effort into posting that as it was.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# as said above
saves us the trouble
nice pic :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Boo.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hello! :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I used CTRL-mouse wheel to embiggen it, like I always do for tiny text.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# For that I shall internet *kiss* you.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Mwuh!
In a manly way of course.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# oooo!
clevar!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# haha excellent
silly bint

spiders are kewl...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)