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# i'll vote for mort if you draw his cock hanging out the leg of his shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I think one bollock would be more aesthetically pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i'm cruder than you. you're right, as long as it's hairy and greasy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Three hairs maximum, d'ya hear?

We have a special honour code to live up to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# three?!
*begins plucking*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ostriches don't have cocks . . .
keep it real

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# they do have tits, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm afraid that, unlike many other birds, they do.
I saw one doing a wee in a zoo in Tunisia.

Facto.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)