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# Olympic Mascot, you say? Look no further.


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I think
everyone should submit their penisy Spore creations, but then I saw this ...
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I love how after 10 years of development
that game will just be pirated and used to make cock monsters.

What a fucking great world we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# So how did your cock monster turn out?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I made a 7 legged creature with webbed hands

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Trying to breed an olympic swimmer?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I truely believe this is what olympic swimmers of the future will be like.
Well, not quite so many limbs.
But
They will have webbed digits.
It's like an even slower form of evolution.
Runners will have longer legs, weightlifters will be shorter (takes less effort to lift it shorter), etc
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i grew up near a family that were webbies.
one girl was in my class for a while, but i think the villagers killed her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# They did the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Can't have your mutties breeding unchecked!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It's great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# no
It shows that given artistic free reign and a powerful bit of kit, we still fail to rise above the obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Maybe the obvious thing for people to do
was using this powerful tool to make something truly exceptional

But they all thought: 'no, that's just what they'll expect'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# And yet, I'd start out with something silly like that until I got the hang of it.
Then I could do good-er things ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Sarcasm is difficult over the internet
But I think that's what he was trying to achieve

I for one, will not be able to play Spore for another year or more =/
I need a new pc D:
Unless I get it on DS, but that will be shite.
Or xbox 360, though I need to fix my current one.
Shits sake :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ^This, also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Some people, I'm told, are not artistically inclined.
Also, it's best to get the obvious out of the way in order to inspire new creations.
edit: Hang on, why are you complaining about crudely constructed cocks on b3ta of all places? Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Go to the challenges section and vote Yemen
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post175265
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# MORT FOR KING!
'lo squiddles!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 'ning Dave
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# MORT!!!
Mort FTW!
*votes for Mort*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# there has to be a goatse one!
ima get designing someone, *fires up paint*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i'll vote for mort if you draw his cock hanging out the leg of his shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I think one bollock would be more aesthetically pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i'm cruder than you. you're right, as long as it's hairy and greasy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Three hairs maximum, d'ya hear?

We have a special honour code to live up to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# three?!
*begins plucking*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ostriches don't have cocks . . .
keep it real

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# they do have tits, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm afraid that, unlike many other birds, they do.
I saw one doing a wee in a zoo in Tunisia.

Facto.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I think it either has to be Mort or Sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Del Amore Del a Mort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Heh
Our Prodigy was overlooked methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
I wouldn't mind if Mort lost out to that!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# the committee will reject it, as it's not crude and shapeless enough.
i'm betting the official one will be a misshapen blob with one eye and a toothless mouth leaking drool.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# It'll be my first taste of fame.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# fame tastes like rancid goat-prostitute ass.
other than that it's not very appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yessss!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# sorry, I can't see your brilliant idea
there's some kind of weird looking turkey in the way
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Sorry, I can't see your genitalia
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# splendid
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)