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# Pop tarts were always bleurgh
I can't get on with sweet things for breakfast, unless it's the occasional bit of jam on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You and I need to have a chat about your breakfast issues.
See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# What's wrong with my breakfast issues?
If I eat when I first get up, I usually am a bit sick.

My idea breakfast is about two hours after I get up, and consists of the biggest bacon and tiger bread sandwich EVER and a nana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *flinches*
I was only messing ;'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# S'alright bunny, I wasn't getting arsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
:) ok, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# TIGER BREAD
oh my god, I could go for some of that right now... buttered with a big slab of really strong cheddar in it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 6 minutes until I can eat.
I'm so hungry I feel physically sick.

Sod the six minutes, I'm eating NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dairylea on toast FTW
although I am addicted to homemade (and very bitter) marmalade on toast..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Bitter marmalade....
ohhh yes.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Marmalade can sod off n'all.
Like grapefruits. Why the HELL would anyone eat a grapefruit when they could have something nice instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# in this breakfast conversation i want to be associated with all your comments
they're identical to what i would be writing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Because I am brill.
You are also brill.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# noooooo.... Marmalade is great stuff...
...but grapefruits are INCREDIBLY unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This
with soapy lesbian action attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Aversion to grapefruit but not lesbianism.
When are you moving in with me, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# It would never work
You love coffee whereas my coffee caddy is something I put spare batteries in.

:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Cumquat's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# what you want is as much pork and proto-chicken as you can fit between two slabs, and i say slabs, of granary bread
accompanied by a triple shot of espresso
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Aye- definitely.
But I can't eat when I first get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# who does that?
i tend to need about an hour or so to get a good run up at breakfast. i forgot the vat of strong nearly milkless tea as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Nice black coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there's something wrong, something dark and sick about people who pollute coffee with milk
i want my coffee blacker than robert mugabe's heart in cellar at night. ideally i want my coffee to be so strong that it has spooned out of the mug like a yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I had milk in mine up until just after the meet
now I haven't had it with milk for a while and the thought makes me feel a bit ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well i'm glad you've joined my team.
because there's a war coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)