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# porn cops


Does anyone remember this yummy, but heart-clogging cereal? I think it still exists in the U. S and A. - those wobbly funsters.

Pretty hard shopping that 'C' - thats half an hour of my life i want back.

Is this compo-able?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *desires*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Vile stuff... popcorn flavoured cereal for breakfast...!
ace pic though

EDIT: It may just be me, but is that her off Eastenders who shot Phil MItchell?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh noes. Vile piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha

_/*\_ Mr Wobbly approves of this and has stopped sulking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# what were you sulking about?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/8474302 - But I am over it now and I am moving on.

How are you today Mr Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *reads the pack for the inflatable whore*
Wow, she's a busy girl. She's got "three working offices".
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you'll never get that time back.
nore this time either.

muhahahaha i have stolen your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# inflatable?
that's the best kind! Is it wipe clean?

WOO YAY - I especially like all the work y ou put into the "C"

Have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# * I like all the work you put into the gap in the word "y ou"

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Vile stuff...
the cereal, not your post, which is to a high standard.

Probably not compo material in its truest sense, but what the hell - I'm sure there are less relevant posts included.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yes, it is indeed still around in the states
Used to be called "Sugar Pops" before it became politically incorrect to admit breakfast cereals contain sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahhahah,
yeah, I remember that

Wasn't it about at the time "frosted wheats" were called "Toppers", and those banana flavoured rice crispies were available?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You've just made me want toast toppers.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *misses cherry poptarts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Pop tarts were always bleurgh
I can't get on with sweet things for breakfast, unless it's the occasional bit of jam on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You and I need to have a chat about your breakfast issues.
See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# What's wrong with my breakfast issues?
If I eat when I first get up, I usually am a bit sick.

My idea breakfast is about two hours after I get up, and consists of the biggest bacon and tiger bread sandwich EVER and a nana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *flinches*
I was only messing ;'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# S'alright bunny, I wasn't getting arsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
:) ok, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# TIGER BREAD
oh my god, I could go for some of that right now... buttered with a big slab of really strong cheddar in it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 6 minutes until I can eat.
I'm so hungry I feel physically sick.

Sod the six minutes, I'm eating NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dairylea on toast FTW
although I am addicted to homemade (and very bitter) marmalade on toast..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Bitter marmalade....
ohhh yes.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Marmalade can sod off n'all.
Like grapefruits. Why the HELL would anyone eat a grapefruit when they could have something nice instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# in this breakfast conversation i want to be associated with all your comments
they're identical to what i would be writing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Because I am brill.
You are also brill.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# noooooo.... Marmalade is great stuff...
...but grapefruits are INCREDIBLY unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This
with soapy lesbian action attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Aversion to grapefruit but not lesbianism.
When are you moving in with me, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# It would never work
You love coffee whereas my coffee caddy is something I put spare batteries in.

:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Cumquat's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# what you want is as much pork and proto-chicken as you can fit between two slabs, and i say slabs, of granary bread
accompanied by a triple shot of espresso
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Aye- definitely.
But I can't eat when I first get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# who does that?
i tend to need about an hour or so to get a good run up at breakfast. i forgot the vat of strong nearly milkless tea as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Nice black coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there's something wrong, something dark and sick about people who pollute coffee with milk
i want my coffee blacker than robert mugabe's heart in cellar at night. ideally i want my coffee to be so strong that it has spooned out of the mug like a yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I had milk in mine up until just after the meet
now I haven't had it with milk for a while and the thought makes me feel a bit ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well i'm glad you've joined my team.
because there's a war coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sweet Snacks
filled with Lava!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# mmmm... Pop Tarts
They are so wrong, but they taste soooo right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# so very very true :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# When I was at Uni we used to hit tins of toast toppers with hammers.
If you get it just right in the middle of the top, it projects vile gunk to a height of about 30 metres.

Far better than actually eating the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh I love them.
Reminds me of the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh dear God please tell me you're not thinking about Sandwich Spread there...
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you are all of teh wrong, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# But in the best possible way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nicely done!
True story; I used to call popcorn cock porn when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# excellent work, sir!
used to eat cornpops all the time when i were ickler, until the flavour made me feel a bit sick
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Indeed
The milk was the worst - it just turned to yellowy syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yep
the milk became all of fail. These days I'm eating the same cereal my dad does - Shredded wheat with just right on top
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Mmmm, the big yellow taste of vag!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My other half always refers to Popcorn as Cop-porn,
makes us giggle everytime...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yes
They were rank!

I'd say no but whadduayeno.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# In Sainsbury's...
... they have a section of the morning goods aisle marked as "Adult Cereals."

Now I get why.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Really well done
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)