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# *ties to dunking stool*

*boils kettle*

*pours into giant cup*

*boils kettle again*

*pours into giant cup*

*boils kettle again*

this is going to take bloody ages, do you want milk and sugar as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Coffee or tea?
Tea is milk and one, coffee is no milk and one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Spoken like a true Jew!
C]:0D

EDIT: I am a belmer! I meant to reply to the bacon sandwich post . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hah, at no point did I accuse him of being too thin and force him to eat a massive dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
gleeee!

EDIT: Where's my grandchildren already!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can get a finger in your trouser waistband.
Sit down, I'll get you a sandwich.

I said SIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "you want a sandwich?"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"i'll get you a sandwich"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"you want beef?"
"i don't want beef"
"i'll get you some beef"
"thank you"
"are you going to look at it all day or are you going to eat it, already?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's very confusing when young men channel my grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# young men, what are you talking about, eh?
there's more than one person doing my act?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Time for your sherry Gramma.
Look, countdown's on. Get your dictionary out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pah, i don't need a dictionary.
i like the challenge of countdown :) and catchphrase. god i love catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's wrong now that other bloke does it
I love University Challenge and take it very seriously.

Quizzes are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh god yeah.
paxman in any form is ace. the fact that sheffield got to the final was double ace. that i knew the american guy on our team is a nightmare. that i know another irritating tosser on next years team is as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Paxo FTW definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# you are mel gibson
aicmfp! oi vay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Your number one dirty jew fan, Mel Gibson.
Family Guy, for the RISsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Remember to put the milk in first
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# No, you fucking idiot
i detest people who do this.

milk goes in last for both tea and coffee. 1. so that you don;t pour boiling water on your milk. 2. the emulsion of the milk on the teabag causes a problem with the brewing of the tea in the cup. 3. how do you know how much milk you want? you don't know how strong your brew is going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I do it
boil kettle
put bag in
wait for water to stop wobbling
pour water on teabag
play with teabag in water for a bit
take teabag out
put sugar in
put milk in dribble by dribble until there's enough
take into living room
pick up PS3 controller
let tea go cold again. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I commend the harshness of your reply,
however, I prefer the milk to go in first. Coffee, more importantly so. If the water is too hot, it scalds the coffee making it bitter. It also tastes nicer. And it does not work buy letting the kettle cool either. Latte anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)