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# hmmm...


'A bit higher dad', said William Jr.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
top stuff sire
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:32, archived)
# *ack*
Wundelie
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:33, archived)
# tee hee
class
well it would be a shame to waste such a nice apple
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Excellent!
Hahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:38, archived)
# ARF!
you sick cnut - I love you! (like a brother - not in a bumgay style!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:40, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:44, archived)
# I'm thinking...
...about becoming BumGay©.

Can't possibly have any worse luck than with the Ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:46, archived)
# oh dear
would you like to be queen of the board today then?
i'm giving up my title.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Thought about being the
Chutney Ferret of the Board instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I am happily married...
please look elsewhere for "uphill gardening"...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Married?
...the perfect cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:48, archived)
# He's not gay he just has a bad back
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,4484-591941,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:51, archived)
# nothing against bumgays I must add...
...many of my homosexual friends are in fact bumgay...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:49, archived)
# You told me the other night....
...that you wanted to cleanse the earth of these 'evil perverts' as you called them. You muttered something about 'God's work' then wandered off to sharpen your knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:51, archived)
# He was talking about Daily Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I'd love it...
...if a gang of asylum seekers, trained in marshal arts, roamed the country murdering Dail Mail readers.

Ahhh... such a sweet, sweet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:54, archived)
# You can sign up here
www.societyfortrainingdisplacedpersonshowtobeatupbigots.org
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:55, archived)
# hehehe
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Lo mate
Did you phone him then?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# did I phone his Mum to find him not home?
no, I can't face it.

and yes, he is 32 and lives with his parents.
he was travelling and it didn't make sense for him to keep paying rent.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Makes sense, I guess.
Best bet, just wait & see how it plays out, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# haha very good
dum dudulum duduludododododododododododododododo dum dudulum dudulum dudulum dudulum dudulum duduluuuuuuuuuum.

dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo doodloooooodulooduloodoodoo
dooduloo dooduloo dooduloo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dududu dooduloo dooduloo dooduloo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dududu
dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo dudulum dudulum duduloodoodoo doodloooooodulooduloodoodoo
/Overture
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:46, archived)
# that am the bestest
textual rendition of a piece of music ever. 100% OF FACT
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:49, archived)
# fnatnastic...here is one of my favourites..
dum dum dum da da dee dum dumdum - dum dum dum da da dee dum dum dumdum...dum dum dum da dada diddybit...dum da dada diddybit dum da dum da da dum dum da dum....rpt
/march
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 8:57, archived)
# nice Darth Vader theme
I once tried to do Tocotta and Fugue in G minor:
Bum bum bum. bum bum bah bah bah bum bum baaaaah. bum buh bum buh bum buhbuh bum buh. bum buh ba bum buh ba bum baba buba biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy
biddy biddy biddy biddy bum bah bum bah biddy biddy bidleo bah bada bada bada bada
DUm         dum         dum.            dum dum dah dah dah dum dum daaaaah.
bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bidi badi bum bum bum bum
dum  duh  dum  duh  dum duhduh dum duh. dum duh da dum duh da dum dada duda diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy
bum  bahduhla bah   bum baduhla bah     bum bahduhlada      bum baduhlada
didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi didi dadi
FUm                 fum                 fum.           fum fum fah fah fah fum fum
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:08, archived)
# but that failed, so have the james bond theme
bum bum bum bum dun dunnelun dun da da da, dun dunnelun dun da da da dun dunnelun dun da

da da, dun dunnelun dun da da da dwee doo, daddelah. DOO DOOP DUDOO - DA DOODOOP. DUN

DIDDLEOO, DE DAH DAH [dat daddat dadat dadat dada]. DOO DOOP DUDOO - DA DOODOOP. DUN

DIDDLE AR DE DAH DARR. Doo doot de doodle-oo, doo doot de doodle-oo, doo doot de

doodle-oo, doo doot de doodle-oo, DEE DEET (bar) DEE DEET (bar) DEE'DEET DE DEE DEET.
dwee doo dah da, dwee doo dah da, dwee doo dah da. bwaaaaaa

/wonders if asciimelodies.com is taken
/Insane
/goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I like it when you say...
"diddy"...hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)