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# Marjory, the fucking kids are fighting again!
Can't we send them to your mother's for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# BUT I AM FUNNY! :D
I love him.

HE IS TOTALLY COMING TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oooh people are in surrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Fuck Surrey.
Come to Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hertforshire's where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Oxon ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's good
but Oxford is full of people from Oxford, and they're mainly knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# : ...... -(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MAINLY.
Come on Sachs Fifth Avenue, you know I think you're a dude of magnificent proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :D
hehe

It's true tho, oxford is full of pillocks.

Tarquin and Cecilia blowing mummy and daddy's money on schnort and cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You see, you know exactly what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i went to school with most of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# it's ok,
i wee on the cisterns in the cocktail bars, so when they hoof blow, they get my wee in their face.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# nice. everyone knows you just key it anyway.
lines are for tossers.

in the spoons in sheffield they've started covering cisterns in wd40 so any drug put on it gets absorbed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Olive oil is the trick of the trade, or vaseline.
There goes your expensive cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Jersey, CI
Sandy beaches, lovely weather, and loads of office types going past the window on their way to the beach for lunch...Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# And the FRENCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# On the plus side,
they only tend to come over for day trips, and the ferry's a tad unreliable!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hertfordshire has a few nice bits
but most of it is fucking awful. Hemel, Watford, bloody hell, bleurgh.

Tring's alright, but still.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Bishop's Stortford it full of internet hunks.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# now? but i can't find my shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You can borrow some of mine when you get here.
You need to either be a size 5-6 or a size 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# size 12? wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Not mine, the wife's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah i see. that makes sense.
christ i can see 8 pairs of shoes from where i'm sitting. how the fuck am i male?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with that.
Don't start getting all overly macho now, or at least, not before I've seen you in proper fop makeup and a beauty spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i'm not macho. christ no. have you felt how soft my hands are?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Funnily enough, no.
I've never felt your hands, yet you've bought me coffee. This is backwardsland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This was taken in Buckinghamshire.
www.b3ta.com/board/8490197
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# OMG I totally know that tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ?
It was in quite a Common Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# maybe ashally. i have nothing planned tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# GAZ MEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *prepares a Fritzl-style dungeon*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)