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# If I owned a snack factory...


... I would make these.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that is officially the least thought about slogan ever.

i'd still buy them.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i'd only end up picking at my food
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I had a scab once, and thought i'd pick it.
/1984 Miner's strike joke.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Topical as ever
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I was there!
At home, watching it on the news, I was 12!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# And my parents were probably vaguely considering my existence.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# there was nothing about a miner's strike in 1984
i've read it.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Arthur Scargill is watching you.



(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *taunts*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Scabs are actually faaairly tasty.
Especially knee scabs... I have fond memories of licking those as a child.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# is a disclaimer required...
...stating the scabs were your own?

Perhaps not. It's all valuable protein...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Haha! They were definitely mine...
and none were actually ingested.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# unfortunately these are real...


go team thai!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# chewy chocolate-flavoured colon?
the real stuff really is crazier than anything I could make up.
this engrish.com section is a treasure trove of sheer snack madness.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# A mate brought these in to work today...
...pretty nice actually.

Oh, and brought in a couple of bags of clodhoppers too.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Stays crispy...
Even in blood!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)