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# At home with a Mermaid
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# The.. fuck?
Mermaid has arse?
(__, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# how else does it poop?
you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This is my preferred positioning of the fish tail...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sure Mermaids aren't supposed to have their bums hanging out...
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Pets are though.
*waits impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *gets out bum*
*flops in puddle in a vaguely mermaid-esque way*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *peeks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You are an excellent pet.
I promised you a collar, didn't I? *provides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You are the best owner ever.
But don't tell the others I said that...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Try harder, dude.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :D practice makes perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# prude
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You can't sex them
if the tail starts any higher though
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I always figured they'd have semi-concealed vaginas somewhere on the front...?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What their belly button is actually a cleverly disguised snatch?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Noo
more like a little scaley flap...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# well I'd still try and do one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# same way you'd fuck a fish
slit its belly and insert
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Waguarn?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# why ? Have you ever met one?
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# YEAH LOADS
ALL THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *tamps down pipe and lights*
yarrrghhh! i saw mermaid once, lad. aye, the most beautiful creature i did ever lay eyes on. stole my wallet and crashed my ship, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :)
Tahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# those photos are fantastic, saw them the other day
put a link up to the originals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yes, please linky.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ok will try my best..
still a noob really as far as links concerned. On a site called Egostatic or something similar like Egotastic.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# they're in the sewers!!
THEY WILL RISE UP AND DESTORY US ALL!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Love it!
Where did you get the original? Looks interestingly different :)

Edit: by original, I meant the lady bit, not the fish bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# er...
could I have link to source image please? :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# would
hell ya!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)