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# You have longer hair...
This is how you can tell between O'Bedlam and Julius Caesar...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# it could be me.
i have short hair and big nose.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No ginger beard...
And he's not smiling enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# the nurses on the wards would probably say i don't smile enough...
but then they're so damned dopey..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# he was also less successful at empire building
*leans back in to shadowy leather chair and steeples his fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# If you have an empire
I demand to help. Er, please.

And I'd like a hat and a cane and some sort of minions or lesser officers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Yes, and then I shall end you both.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# my empire could kick your empires arse
we have women
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I don't have an empire, I am an anonymous enemy who would crush you from the inside.
Because I am brilliant and you are shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you think you're V?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He was rubbish compared to me.
I have an bullet proof bowler hat and a rapier with a shotgun in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# fuck
that is pretty cool.

but we have steampowered nazi sex robots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# 60 foot ones, don't forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# the shin plates are made of panzers we've melted down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# And they've got perfect
fingerwave blonde hairdos made out of Swiss gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# phwoar....
right i need to go get a job. in a bit cap'n

don't forget, red wine and the rubiyat tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I won't,
Good luck, have a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I have the zombie of David Niven, we sit around and drink tea.
Thus I win.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# thats not terrible efficent as far as clandestine revolutions go
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I take it you've never seen the video of David Niven fighting the giant mecha nazis?
They made him spill his tea. Never spill David Niven's FUCKING TEA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# you have a ship full of minions!
greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# That's my OTHER job.
Captain Wow as opposed to Colonel Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# sure. you can have scandanavia if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Oooh lovely and cold.
Thank you, that'll do splendidly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# don't say i don't treat you right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I am a very well kept Colonel/Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)